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By Nose bleed - 16/04/2014 02:48 - Canada - North Vancouver

Today, I was eating an apple in class. When I went to take a big bite, my teeth went right through the apple, causing me to scrape the apple right up my face. My nose then started to bleed. I'm now known as the girl who punched herself in the face with an apple. FML
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Awesomeaxel 24

That's actually pretty funny. I'm sorry op

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Black_Knight80 13

an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Haha yea right! sorry OP

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Uglyfeet 23

Couldn't come up with a "big Apple" nor with a "Steve Jobs" joke, I'm losing my touch for this :/

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Rainhawk94 27

And you have ugly feet

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jenjen2633 17

I really hope this one gets illustrated lol

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cakefete2 30

I can see this as a "when apples bite back" kind of strip.

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HowieDoIt 21

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When it gives you apples, make your nose bleed?

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warsun 27

Nah **** logic and make orange juice

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Rajni_dev 12

Don't worry about it op, everyone except us forgets about our embarrassing moments soon enough.

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91hayek 31

I once put a cherry up my nose and made it bleed. There were many jokes had by all about my 'cherry' and bleeding. :/

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kinky44 28

"You think I look bad, you should see the apple." -OP

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borntoperform 14

Eating an apple in class would make too much noise anyways. YDI, op.

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hxnnxh 14

Beaten up by a Granny Smith.. Ouch, poor you OP!

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cakefete2 30

Those things are lethal. Ever wondered why there are no Grandpa Smith apples? Well now you know.

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