School, Embarrassing, Awkward, Injury and Health: Fight Club

Fight Club

By Nose bleed - 16/04/2014 02:48 - Canada - North Vancouver

Today, I was eating an apple in class. When I went to take a big bite, my teeth went right through the apple, causing me to scrape the apple right up my face. My nose then started to bleed. I'm now known as the girl who punched herself in the face with an apple. FML

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By WTFruits - 29/05/2013 18:29 - Canada - Kitchener

Today, my math teacher raged at a student for eating an apple in class. As he yelled at the student, he slapped the apple out of his hand and right into my face. Everyone laughed, including the teacher. FML

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Got away with it, surely?

By Cinnanyan - 02/06/2016 10:20 - Philippines - Quezon City

Today, due to me not looking, I accidentally bit an apple made of styrofoam that was meant to be a part of a display on the kitchen table. My roommates were there and me not wanting to embarrass myself by putting it back, I walked out, apple in hand, to throw it away elsewhere. FML

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By jellybean - 06/11/2009 23:37 - United States

Today, there was something itching me in my bed, it was the tag to my pillow case. I ripped it off, very hard and slipped and punched myself right in the face. I broke my nose. FML

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By yum yogurt - 30/10/2011 20:15 - United States

Today, I punched myself in the face while trying to eat a GoGurt. FML

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Never sneak up

By Anonymous - 26/01/2022 14:01

Today, I was listening to some music before school started, which is why I didn't hear my teacher sneak up behind me. When she laid her hand on my shoulder, of course I accidentally punch her in the face. Her nose bled. FML

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By Bonapp - 09/02/2012 22:11 - France

Today, I was invited over by my girlfriend's parents, but I couldn't bring myself to take part in their discussions. During a lull in conversation, I noticed everyone was staring at me. Covering myself while I tried to think of something to say, I grabbed an apple and took a bite. It was plastic. FML

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By permanently scarred - 25/08/2018 15:00

Today, I was assaulted and knocked out by a girl at school for talking to her boyfriend. I woke up in the emergency room. After she knocked me unconscious, she took a knife and carved her initials into my face. FML

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Good initiative

By cough - 27/12/2019 14:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was choking on an apple and asked my sister to get me some water. She got some. Then drank it herself. FML

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By justmyluck? - 18/02/2011 03:02

Today, I ate at Chipotle. There was a girl sitting alone, so I asked if I could eat lunch with her. She said yes, and as I sat down I tried to open my bag of chips. When trying to do so, my hand slipped, and I punched myself in the face. She laughed, and promptly left. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2011 22:26 - United States

Today, in an attempt to impress a girl I like, I tried to crush a soda can by hitting it with my forehead. Not only did I fail, I knocked myself out in the process. When I regained consciousness, the girl was gone and someone had taken the liberty of drawing a penis on my face. FML

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Awesomeaxel 24

Wednesday 16 April 2014 16:07

That's actually pretty funny. I'm sorry op

Black_Knight80 13

Wednesday 16 April 2014 16:11

an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Haha yea right! sorry OP

Comments

i_h8t_everything 12

Wednesday 16 April 2014 17:04

Be careful! You never know when fruit may betray you!

FMLL2016 16

Wednesday 16 April 2014 17:12

We all have embarrassing moments haha but that's hilarious!!!

Soundslikeothers 15

Wednesday 16 April 2014 17:22

Be safe next time and go with Apple Sauce.

rachangie 19

Wednesday 16 April 2014 17:31

That is HILARIOUS! I hope you can find the humor in this situation soon! The only thing we can do when something embarrassing happens is laugh at ourselves.

hayleybaaby 15

Wednesday 16 April 2014 17:52

They always say, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," but I guess in your case, apples may send you to the doctor. Sorry OP, hope you're all right :)

evalu8tor 12

Wednesday 16 April 2014 18:03

There's an ad for "Kirkland Apple Specialist" below the comments. Coincidence? I think not....

Mauskau 35

Wednesday 16 April 2014 18:05

I used to have nosebleeds all the time at school, I once gave myself one by kneeing myself in the face after doing a vault jump. Don't worry about it, people will forget soon :)