Cars, Keys and Love: Fight Club

Fight Club

By ronnieG - 16/07/2013 16:06 - United States - Decatur

Today, my wife and I were having a fight, when she grabbed my car keys and threw them over into the neighbors overgrown junk yard. My car is a restored '59 Belvedere and the keys can't be replaced. I've been looking for hours and I still can't find them. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2012 17:09 - Philippines - Makati

Today, after a week of looking for my car keys and being forced to drag my family around on public transportation, my wife found the keys in our car's ignition. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2010 09:11 - United States

Today, I couldn't get to work because I couldn't find my car keys. It turns out, my mother took them and put them "somewhere safe." She can't remember where they are. FML

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By GOLLUM! - 18/05/2017 00:00

Today, after being without my car keys for two days, I finally got a locksmith to unlock my car on the off chance I'd left my keys in there. $170 later, the car was open, but I didn't find my keys. Frustrated, I threw the paperwork in the garbage... where I spotted my keys. FML

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By LockedOut - 25/07/2009 00:55 - United States

Today, my auto-repairman told me my heavy mass of keys was bad for the ignition switch and suggested I separate my house and car keys. I began to carry my car keys and lock the house keys in my glovebox. My car was stolen. I now have car keys but no car and a house with no house key. FML

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Stranded

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I locked my keys in my car. After looking for the spare key for hours, we called our insurance company, who then sent a "locksmith" with a wedge and a bar to open my car. All he did was break the driver and passenger doorhandles. My stuff is still inside. FML

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By DriveMeNot - 27/10/2010 00:02 - United States

Today, I reached into my pocket and found my mom's car keys. I'm a four hour drive away, and she obviously can't come to pick them up. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2015 20:50 - United States - Winsted

Today, after locking my keys in the car and waiting 3 hours for my mom to bring me my spare, I reached into my bag only to find my keys. FML

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By Marcus - 20/01/2019 18:00

Today, my keys disappeared out of my car door during the 50 foot walk to the trash can. When I finally went to security after trying to find them, they said someone drove off with my car right as I walked in the door. FML

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By Smile - 27/11/2008 04:21 - France

Today, after numerous attempts, my car door still wouldn't unlock. After going ballistic on the lock, the key broke off inside. I then realized it wasn't my car. FML

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By seththing - 22/05/2016 03:49

Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML

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Tuesday 16 July 2013 22:40

Nothing more dangerous than a woman scorned!

ganjalovin27 4

Tuesday 16 July 2013 22:41

wow shes crazy. make the bitch dig for them

Comments

rec_chem 22

Thursday 18 July 2013 2:51

I suggest a new wife.

ShadowPriestess 16

Thursday 18 July 2013 4:29

Your wife and marriage should be a higher priority...

RonnieG 10

Thursday 18 July 2013 4:40

we were fighting over her car keys. I had them and she wanted them and I wouldn't give them to her and she grabbed up my Plymouth keys and told me if I didn't give her her keys, she'd throw line over the fence. I shoulda believed her.

Annjelina 11

Wednesday 31 July 2013 21:26

Why wouldn't you give them to her? Of course she'd be pissed if she couldn't drive her car and you could drive not only yours but hers too!

Tiffanywastaken 16

Thursday 18 July 2013 5:53

was the fight over car>her perhaps?

Tiffanywastaken 16

Thursday 18 July 2013 5:55

maybe next time you won't call her bluff so easily, OP. GL finding your keys!

tewa21 12

Thursday 18 July 2013 20:17

Maybe thats why the fight started.

mcauley3 8

Friday 19 July 2013 3:51

that sucks bro that cars a beauty

catmcross 7

Saturday 20 July 2013 6:29

Now is the time you make your bitch wife go look. There are some things you just don't do in an argument, and that is one of them.

joyce71 5

Saturday 20 July 2013 19:02

what did they say never p*** off a woman

FlamingFlyingV 2

Monday 22 July 2013 8:23

If anyone did that to the keys for my 67 Impala (Yes, the car from Supernatural), or even my 02 Camaro, they wouldn't be alive. I'm just a chick who loves her cars more than the people she graduated with love their kids. By the way, I know it's the wrong year, but I think it's awesome you own what is pretty much Christine :D