Cars, Keys and Love: Fight Club

Fight Club

By ronnieG - 16/07/2013 16:06 - United States - Decatur

Today, my wife and I were having a fight, when she grabbed my car keys and threw them over into the neighbors overgrown junk yard. My car is a restored '59 Belvedere and the keys can't be replaced. I've been looking for hours and I still can't find them. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2012 17:09 - Philippines - Makati

Today, after a week of looking for my car keys and being forced to drag my family around on public transportation, my wife found the keys in our car's ignition. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2010 09:11 - United States

Today, I couldn't get to work because I couldn't find my car keys. It turns out, my mother took them and put them "somewhere safe." She can't remember where they are. FML

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By GOLLUM! - 18/05/2017 00:00

Today, after being without my car keys for two days, I finally got a locksmith to unlock my car on the off chance I'd left my keys in there. $170 later, the car was open, but I didn't find my keys. Frustrated, I threw the paperwork in the garbage... where I spotted my keys. FML

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By LockedOut - 25/07/2009 00:55 - United States

Today, my auto-repairman told me my heavy mass of keys was bad for the ignition switch and suggested I separate my house and car keys. I began to carry my car keys and lock the house keys in my glovebox. My car was stolen. I now have car keys but no car and a house with no house key. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I locked my keys in my car. After looking for the spare key for hours, we called our insurance company, who then sent a "locksmith" with a wedge and a bar to open my car. All he did was break the driver and passenger doorhandles. My stuff is still inside. FML

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By DriveMeNot - 27/10/2010 00:02 - United States

Today, I reached into my pocket and found my mom's car keys. I'm a four hour drive away, and she obviously can't come to pick them up. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2015 20:50 - United States - Winsted

Today, after locking my keys in the car and waiting 3 hours for my mom to bring me my spare, I reached into my bag only to find my keys. FML

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By Marcus - 20/01/2019 18:00

Today, my keys disappeared out of my car door during the 50 foot walk to the trash can. When I finally went to security after trying to find them, they said someone drove off with my car right as I walked in the door. FML

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By Smile - 27/11/2008 04:21 - France

Today, after numerous attempts, my car door still wouldn't unlock. After going ballistic on the lock, the key broke off inside. I then realized it wasn't my car. FML

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By seththing - 22/05/2016 03:49

Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML

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Tuesday 16 July 2013 22:40

Nothing more dangerous than a woman scorned!

ganjalovin27 4

Tuesday 16 July 2013 22:41

wow shes crazy. make the bitch dig for them

Comments

worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 16 July 2013 23:25

Happy wife happy life....hope you find them...that's a really nice car...don't you have a spare set?

miaoucore 13

Tuesday 16 July 2013 23:26

she needs to calm down

sunflowerchild 10

Tuesday 16 July 2013 23:32

Throw her keys over too.

rg350dx 29

Tuesday 16 July 2013 23:34

Also, I'd take a broken window over a pried open door any day.

Meggarea 4

Tuesday 16 July 2013 23:34

If you contact a locksmith in your area, they might be able to make you a key. It will probably cost a pretty penny, but I guess that will mean your wife will have to give up her next shopping trip. Worst case, I'd try contacting Chevrolet. They may be able to help. How evil.

AngrySailor 17

Wednesday 17 July 2013 3:43

Either way it's still not the "original" key. People other than car people don't realize how important a detail that is. Many parts fit and are the same but they didn't come on that car from the factory. That is the definition of "original"

gigglesmg 6

Wednesday 17 July 2013 8:18

Why contact chevy, it's a Plymouth

pic516 9

Tuesday 16 July 2013 23:39

She deserves a punch in the face with a brick then a divorce order for being childish

thompson45acp 14

Tuesday 16 July 2013 23:39

Keep searching. It would be a real shame to have a beautiful car like that and not have any keys.

Brando23 13

Tuesday 16 July 2013 23:49

Go to a hotel

skyeyez9 24

Tuesday 16 July 2013 23:51

Depending on what you were fighting about. You had to of said or done something pretty cruel and callous for her to do that.

kt520 7

Tuesday 16 July 2013 23:56

Idk what the fight was about obviously, but that sort of behavior is only fitting for children throwing tantrums. Maybe (w/ neighbors permission) make a grid with stakes and string, and search each section until you've covered the whole area?