Awkward, Fight, Public freakouts and Health: Fight me, loser

Fight me, loser

By mrmidi - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I learned two important facts: #1 - A grown man can, in fact, get beaten up by a teenage girl, and #2 - If someone is convinced you are someone else, there is no telling them otherwise. FML

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You deserved it 4 380

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By Username - 10/07/2012 15:27 - United States

Today, I got mugged in broad daylight, in a park, by a teenage girl. To top it off, I'm a grown man. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 190

You deserved it 9 390

By fluke - 19/09/2011 17:24 - United States

Today, I tried to stop a teenage boy from entering the woman's bathroom. When he argued with me I had him thrown out. Turns out, according to their parents and driver's license, it was a girl. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 831

You deserved it 45 981

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By tlm84 - 28/07/2014 02:54 - United States - Fitchburg

Today, while out shopping, I could hear what sounded like two grown men talking about me, and they were being pretty gross. I turned around to scold them and it turned out being a dad and his 13-year-old son. He said he was, "teaching a son to be a man", and that my ass was "grounds for discussion." FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 650

You deserved it 5 064

By Anonymous - 27/04/2016 17:32 - United States - East Stroudsburg

Today, I got mugged. Trying to be brave, I attacked my mugger, who then broke my nose. Suddenly, I was saved by someone: A 15 year-old goth girl who promptly tackled the mugger to the ground. I'm a 21 year old man. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 676

You deserved it 2 921

By yellow_sunflowers101 - 16/04/2009 16:53 - United States

Today, my family and I ran into an older man my parents knew. He continually asked me questions like do you play football, have you started shaving yet, etc. I thought he was joking. He told my parents I had grown into quite a young man. I am a girl and he wasn't joking. FML

I agree, your life sucks 76 513

You deserved it 4 888

I'm not a kid

By Babyface - 02/09/2021 20:01

Today, I've come to accept that I'll likely never be intimidating or taken seriously, because despite being 6'3" and 205 lbs, I have the face of a 12 year-old. I'm 25. FML

I agree, your life sucks 850

You deserved it 136

By Zizi - 04/07/2015 13:18 - Norway - Mosj?en

Today, I got punched in the face, had hair ripped out of my skull and broke a tooth on the pavement when I fell. Some guy mistook me for someone else. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 684

You deserved it 1 758

By lifsabtch - 06/01/2013 17:24

Today, I went out to meet a wonderful woman I'd chatted with online. I did have a few fears about if she was really just some guy trying to make a fool out of me. When I met her, she really was a girl, and was happy to see me. Problem: she was actually 13. I'm 34. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 438

You deserved it 8 829

Size isn't everything!

By Franklin - 18/12/2017 19:00

Today, I attempted to threaten my daughter's boyfriend to keep him from breaking her heart. I'm a 230-pound former soldier. He's a karate black belt. My family watched me get beat up by a 120-pound teenager. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 342

You deserved it 7 931

Unfortunate coincidences

By FBI1236 - 07/07/2019 20:00 - Pakistan - Karachi

Today, I finally stood up for myself and beat the crap out of a bully at school, as my father told me to do. The kid and I were called to the principal's office, along with our parents. Inside my father's smirk faded when he saw that the kid's mom was his boss. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 666

You deserved it 228

Mirorbo 26

Friday 21 May 2010 12:19

Young darlings can be scary things, dear. You have my sympathy.

freakizoid_5000 0

Friday 21 May 2010 12:16

ouch

Comments

brigittebabe09 0

Saturday 22 May 2010 2:38

haha, you never underestimate what a girl can do. and why were you even fighting a girl? by the way, this isnt really an FML. It's just hilarious.

imdeborah 0

Saturday 22 May 2010 2:53

Organisedchaos, you are my hero. I absolutely love and agree with your views. If a guy is being attacked by a girl, he should deffinitely be allowed to fight back. I don't care if she's "weaker". If she's so weak, she shouldn't be fighting with anybody. Why should anyone be allowed to get away with putting their hands on someone else?

Kennytheprice 0

Saturday 22 May 2010 5:02

Hahaha what a pussy! I'm not saying you should have wailed on her but there are ways to defend your self without hurting the other person. Sack up and take some Brazilian Jiu Jitsu classes or something........

Kennytheprice 0

Saturday 22 May 2010 5:04

Hahaha what a puss! I'm not saying you should have wailed on her but there are ways to defend your self without hurting the other person. Sack up and take some Brazilian Jiu Jitsu classes or something........

Kennytheprice 0

Saturday 22 May 2010 5:07

Woops my bad for the double post :( Damn android app!

femalepimp 0

Saturday 22 May 2010 5:15

im 12 years old and ive beaten up alot of people who pick fights with me.

TaterSalad187 5

Saturday 22 May 2010 8:59

organisedchaos, I'm only trying to point out to use reasonable force. If you cannot physically control a woman, then i have no hope for you. obviously there are huge exceptions like if she was a bodybuilding butchy chick or something like that, but i doubt that this is the case. Personally, I'm against violence and the use of violence unless completely necessary. It is true that if someone attacks you, they are wrong. however, do two wrongs make a right? NO i am not saying stand there and take it, but don't use it as a reason to carelessly hurt someone. and seriously? killing her? why would you even make a comment like that? now that's illogical.

smariebow 0

Saturday 22 May 2010 10:04

This wouldve sounded so much better if youd said the first fact second instead of first =]

lizzilla8297 2

Saturday 22 May 2010 14:51

yeahexcept he couldn't, stupid! the op is a weak ass

rakume 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 1:51

really dude? unless she was a ******* Thai boxer there's no way in the world a chick would kick my ass

kfnighthawk 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 5:36

I'm gonna go ahead and throw this out there. Unless you are a straight up pussy, no woman should be able to kick your ass like that. Secondly, any woman who hits a man and has anything to say about him hitting her back can shut the **** up and go back to the kitchen.