First and last date

By hairless by death - 13/08/2013 16:07 - United States - Santa Rosa

Today, I went on a date with a guy I really liked. The date was going great until he decided to try flossing his teeth with my hair. FML
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SamanthaNGoree 10

Was the hair still attached to your head when he tried to floss?

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UNLUCKYyY1037 26

Well, as Long as it wasn't attached to your head

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SolarFlare 20

that makes no difference to me. OP's hair stays OP's hair and that guy is,. special.

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goldenturtlez 7

What if he reached over and grabbed a handful of op's hair, yanked it over to him, and op's face slammed the table?

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RedPillSucks 31

WTF? Time to bust a move out the door.

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MrClean17 15

His manners and hygiene are equally disturbing

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Kiwiscanfly 19

That's seriously one of my pet peeves, when people floss with their hair, I mean come on! They MAKE dental floss for that shit. Plus restaurants usually have tooth picks right? You shouldn't be flossing at the dinner table anyway, that's seriously gross..

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hannaaaahr 33

#25, you seriously know people who floss with their hair?

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Martinez0285 28

it disturbs me more that one person actually does this

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Kiwiscanfly 19

#34 My mum does it, and my ex boyfriend did it.. It's pretty disturbing

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olpally 32

Run and run away fast.

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asherm 15

And while running, give him a parting gift of a bag of flossers

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K_kanaka 26

I wonder wonder what he would use to brush his teeth?...

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Wizzlbang 10

That means he likes you! Way to go, OP!

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MissMustard 20

Well at least he has shown you his weirder side this early on instead of later!

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HeartOfLead 24

You know what they say: floss after every meal!

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CharresBarkrey 15

...With hair!

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