First and last date

By hairless by death - 13/08/2013 16:07 - United States - Santa Rosa

Today, I went on a date with a guy I really liked. The date was going great until he decided to try flossing his teeth with my hair. FML
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SamanthaNGoree 10

Was the hair still attached to your head when he tried to floss?

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Brandon2916 9

Well, he did just save a bunch of money on dental floss by switching to human hair...

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M3DIC4T3 29

Smile and proudly tell him you've kept your head lice alive for approximately 3 weeks now.

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randm_dude 9

Eeeew. At least you can say, you kinda fulfilled his oral needs.

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georgeee97 9

Maybe not a good idea for a second date.

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randm_dude 9

So for what date would that actually be a good idea? The third or the fourth?

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sweet23_fml 11

i think he ment for op to not go on a second date with that freak

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randm_dude 9

Ah ok, I totally misunderstood him, then.

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candyycurnn 10

Was it a prank or is he just that odd?

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Allornone 35

I was hoping someone else besides me would think of that.

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xassass1nx 11

Well, if u like him, you'll get used to his habits, however weird they are

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