Love: First date hell

First date hell

By jonchavez - 29/05/2014 23:46 - United States - Trenton

Today, a girl asked me out on a date to some hot springs, about 2 hours away. After a mile hike, the springs were finally in sight. She then slipped and cut her shin open. I had carry her the mile back and drive her the 2 hours to the ER, where her parents, whom I'd never met, were waiting. FML

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You deserved it 4 695

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2019 21:00 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today I went camping in the mountains with my girlfriend and her very outdoor loving mountain. I sprained my ankle falling out of the car and got bug bit on my penis while peeing. Her dad actually asked why she was dating me and she admitted that she had no idea. FML

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You deserved it 516

By flowerman - 26/12/2011 17:56 - United States

Today, I had to drive my girlfriend to the hospital because she had a severe allergic reaction to the flowers I brought her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 053

You deserved it 5 234

By JD - 02/02/2009 17:23 - United States

Today, I went out on a date with a girl for the first time. I opened her car door for her and then slammed her leg in it upon closing. She will be in a cast for 6 weeks. FML

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You deserved it 10 451

Good intentions…

By Anonymous - 18/05/2024 09:00 - Germany

Today, I drove for three hours to surprise a girl after surgery. My truck broke down outside her place, and it turns out she's over an hour away at her family's place. FML

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You deserved it 203

Knackered

By Crushed - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff

Today, the girl I've had a crush on for months invited me on a group hiking trip, just so that she wouldn't be the most out of shape person on the trail. FML

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You deserved it 495

She said yes!

By Anonymous - 07/12/2014 00:56 - United Kingdom

Today, I asked out the girl of my dreams. She was so excited that she had a severe asthma attack and ended up in hospital. Her answer was yes, but her parents won't let me anywhere near her now. They say I'm lucky they haven't sued me for "trying to kill her". FML

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You deserved it 2 849

By Crushed - 04/11/2016 14:23

Today, the girl I've had a crush on for months invited me on a group hiking trip this weekend so that she won't be the most out of shape person on the trail. FML

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You deserved it 1 165

Ice cold break-up

By Ice cold - 22/11/2012 05:35 - Australia - Cheltenham

Today, my girlfriend decided to break the news that she wanted us to be "just friends." However, she did it not in just any old way - while ice-skating. I'm currently in hospital getting stitches in my arm after I tripped in shock and she ran me over. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 409

You deserved it 1 769

By tacoboy - 21/08/2009 08:06 - United States

Today, I was on a date with a girl I've had feelings for since I was 14 (I'm 22). I took her out to dinner, then to a movie that we both liked and had a few drinks afterwards. I thought it was going really well until I was driving her home and she asked to be dropped off at her boyfriend's house. FML

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You deserved it 6 592

By Anonymous - 16/06/2009 22:58 - United States

Today, while on my daily jog, I passed a very attractive girl. While passing her, she yelled "hey cutie". Trying to look cool, I tried turning around without stopping. I then fell off the curb and severely sprained my ankle. She caught up to help but was laughing the entire time. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 967

You deserved it 40 499

lex1459 38

Friday 30 May 2014 8:36

Hey, loom on the bright side! To her you're probably like her hero

energizerbunny23 18

Friday 30 May 2014 8:34

Sounds like a good story to tell friends, could be a funny story if you ever end up dating

Comments

starcaller17 16

Saturday 31 May 2014 0:11

I want to know how you had a girl ask you on a date, it's usually the other way around....

bibobobonnor 8

Saturday 31 May 2014 0:57

It's actually quite a simple process really. Step 1: She goes up to guy Step 2: She asks him on a date and there you go, a girl has asked a guy on a date, magical right?

KaylaTackett 18

Saturday 31 May 2014 3:00

At least you made a good impression on her parents, right?

trashcan_man 16

Saturday 31 May 2014 5:31

You'll make out great, assuming of course you didn't try to get in her pants before the pain meds wore off.

tuffer 3

Saturday 31 May 2014 10:57

bagsby?

cerk 7

Saturday 31 May 2014 17:12

Would be funny to see the other side fml post "I was on a date with my crush when I slipped and fell..."

Ariana_Grande_fml 8

Saturday 31 May 2014 19:13

Um u deserve that.... Because on the first date u want to meet the parents...... And she was a stranger who knows she could have been a psyco killer like I guess she must had been really pretty for u you to do that shit

wutupmyhomie1023 1

Saturday 31 May 2014 20:30

lol at least you got to carry her

lilliannemo 7

Sunday 1 June 2014 1:30

Dude that isn't even bad! (Well besides she got hurt) the parents probably think your such a gentleman and caring bloke and she was the one being carried and thinks your like so great for doing that! It would be an FML from her if you just went swimming while she lied in pain or if you complained about carrying her down