Dating and Love: First Dates

First Dates

By Anonymous - 06/06/2014 22:44 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for ages. Midway through the meal, he sighed and said, "I'll be honest, this is a horrible date. You got zero personality and I'm too lazy to do a window escape, so..." He then got up and walked out. FML

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By EllaElle - 04/05/2021 06:01

Today, I went on a date with a guy. I lost interest in him quick, so I excused myself to go to the bathroom, hoping to make a run for the hills. As soon as I reached the front door, our server yells out, "I hope you’re not thinking about dining and dashing!" FML

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2012 19:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a blind date at a local restaurant. When my date walked in, she took one look at me, said "Nope", and walked out. FML

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Paranoid

By Anonymous - 31/12/2014 18:12 - Australia

Today, I went on a date. After we finished our meal, I had to use the bathroom really bad. When I said so, my date totally lost it and accused me of planning on climbing out a window and ditching her. "Fuck that and fuck you!" she said, then stormed out, leaving me with the bill. FML

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Joe Smooth

By Anonymous - 09/01/2022 04:59 - United States - West Covina

Today, I went on a blind date. My date spent the whole time at the restaurant on his phone and didn't even try to show interest. Thankfully I'll never have to deal with this individual ever again. FML

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By lonerboner - 03/10/2012 13:47 - United States

Today, I went on a date to the movies with this guy I kinda like. When he was driving me home, he asked me to be his girlfriend; I said I couldn’t because it was really bad timing. He kicked me out of the car, called me an asshole, and made me walk home. FML

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Bitch move

By Ineedtoshutup - 19/08/2021 16:01

Today, I went to the movies with this guy I'd started dating. During the movie, I thought it would be cool and funny to make sarcastic comments. When he dropped me off home, he told me that it was the worst date ever and to not talk to him again for being "annoying and obnoxious." FML

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Is this catfishing?

By Anonymous - 01/04/2023 06:00

Today, I went on a date with someone I've been talking to online for weeks. Unfortunately, it turns out they'd used old photos and misrepresented themselves, and I didn't find them attractive at all. Even I'm not that desperate. We ended up having an awkward dinner and I couldn't wait for it to be over. FML

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By Datingdisaster - 17/08/2018 01:30

Today, I went on a date. We met in the parking lot of a restaurant. As I approached his car he took one look at me, said "Nope", and drove off. FML

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By Carrie - 03/03/2010 13:21 - United States

Today, I was on a date with a guy I met online. After 30 minutes, he abruptly stands up and says he has to leave. He practically ran out of Starbucks to get away from me. FML

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Dating is hell

By ZombiKilla - 16/08/2016 02:46 - United States - Delta

Today, I went on a date. Met the guy at the restaurant, everything seemed to be going OK, but then he spent the entire dinner talking about Pokemon GO, and wouldn't let me say a word. He suddenly stops talking, gets up, says he, "doesn't feel a connection" and leaves. I had to pay the bill. FML

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KVKdragon 26

Saturday 7 June 2014 5:14

I'm sorry that your heart is crushed but you can't exactly fault the guy for being honest. He could've been so much nicer but he was being true to his feelings. Even if you thought he was meant for you, he clearly doesn't feel the same way about you. Cheer up and find someone else who loves you for who you are :)

jstorie95 8

Saturday 7 June 2014 5:15

At least he was honest with you

Comments

fader48080 10

Saturday 7 June 2014 21:12

wow that guy is crass but also kind of awesome.

pazuzus_intern 10

Tuesday 10 June 2014 8:51

No. Needless cruelty doesn't make people cool, it makes them dicks.

Saraishi 24

Saturday 7 June 2014 21:23

He was honest but could've phrased it a bit more kindly.

slipstreak 10

Saturday 7 June 2014 21:55

He better have paid for that shit before before he left.

fullerkate3 17

Sunday 8 June 2014 5:05

Sorry! But at least he was honest and did not waste your time.

DylanHasClass 17

Sunday 8 June 2014 5:09

Dinner dates arent good choices for first dates. Next time try a movie? Then you dont have to worry about talking.

limabeans101029 20

Sunday 8 June 2014 14:56

But surely the whole point of a first date is to get to know each other by talking?

JKPwnage 27

Sunday 8 June 2014 5:11

Are you "friends" with any guys that are especially nice to you? Maybe one of them likes you for who you are and feels like he's being friendzoned.

limabeans101029 20

Sunday 8 June 2014 14:52

The friendzone is a stupid concept. Being nice to a woman doesn't entitle you to a relationship with her.

DotDootyDot 17

Sunday 8 June 2014 20:04

Way to flip the situation around! Why is it always the rejected guys that should sympathy instead of the girls? Friendzoning is an excuse for entitled assholes.

alyssajanae_ 4

Sunday 8 June 2014 6:28

he's a jerk .

ibanghellokitty 8

Sunday 8 June 2014 6:49

Hey look on the bright side atleast he didn't cheat on you!

Queenie2014 11

Thursday 12 June 2014 3:33

They were on a date , not in a relationship

llamaslikesoda 21

Sunday 8 June 2014 8:28

FYL, OP. At least he was honest, a broken heart really is the worst. Get better and have a fantastic week.

Axel5238 29

Sunday 8 June 2014 11:16

To be fair, there is no "perfect person". It sucks he turned you down like that, which was very rude. On his end he made his feelings clear. Life sucks in a beautiful kind of way. He wasn't for you, but there is someone for everyone.