First impressions
By medik - 23/02/2010 12:51 - United States
By medik - 23/02/2010 12:51 - United States
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By Brian - 04/05/2009 23:27 - United States
By Anonymous - 13/02/2013 05:07 - United States - Topeka
By Chaznuts - 08/09/2009 06:22 - Australia
Bottle of wine - $70 Suit cleaned - $5 Making a terrible first impression with the g/f's parents - priceless Next time stop trying to be so suave and just be yourself.
bro that's not bad at all my first time meeting my girlfriends parents I reached to shake her dads hand missed and landed on her mom...still havnt lived it down and that was 2yrs ago
it landed on her mom... Excellent hand-eye coordination, pal. Just don't ever try to give her parents a hug. Ever.
really smooth
Now her parents are thinking that when your own cork pops, the results will end up in their daughter, instead of in the condom.
That sucks, but accidents do happen, hopefully they won't hold it against you.
I don't understand why people get white carpets...
^ I love that I'm not the only one who thought this. The best part is when they ask you to remove your shoes before walking on it. I "forget" to do this every time I go to my friend's apartment.
That happened to me a few years ago over Christmas dinner at my boyfriend's parents when I knocked over my glass of red wine onto "the good white table cloth" and part of the carpet. Fortunately, I remembered that dousing the stain with white wine helps (believe it or not). I didn't use any carpet cleaner but the stain has disappeared, and the table cloth was good as new after running it through the laundry. So next time, pull out the white wine and pour away! :)
who opens red wine on white carpet?
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It cost you $70 to prove to your girlfriend's parents that you're a wanker. FYL.