First impressions

By medik - 23/02/2010 12:51 - United States

Today, I went over to my girlfriend's parents house for dinner. This was the first time I was meeting them, so I bought a $70 bottle of red wine to try and impress them. I tried to be smooth while popping the cork. I did, but the bottle slipped and red wine poured onto their white carpet. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 977
You deserved it 8 217

Same thing different taste

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Kel_x 0

It cost you $70 to prove to your girlfriend's parents that you're a wanker. FYL.

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Bottle of wine - $70 Suit cleaned - $5 Making a terrible first impression with the g/f's parents - priceless Next time stop trying to be so suave and just be yourself.

dorkside_fml 0

you forgot new carpeting for parents - $2000

love_it214 0

bro that's not bad at all my first time meeting my girlfriends parents I reached to shake her dads hand missed and landed on her mom...still havnt lived it down and that was 2yrs ago

gabirolon 1

lmao lmao now u know where they get the idea for "meet the parents" from... lmao being urself works everytime... unless u r a d I c k then u have no salvation anyways... lol

it landed on her mom... Excellent hand-eye coordination, pal. Just don't ever try to give her parents a hug. Ever.

Now her parents are thinking that when your own cork pops, the results will end up in their daughter, instead of in the condom.

That sucks, but accidents do happen, hopefully they won't hold it against you.

I don't understand why people get white carpets...

^ I love that I'm not the only one who thought this. The best part is when they ask you to remove your shoes before walking on it. I "forget" to do this every time I go to my friend's apartment.

olw25 0

take white wine next time :-). also rent a carpet cleaner and atleast try to get it out. shows responsibility.

That happened to me a few years ago over Christmas dinner at my boyfriend's parents when I knocked over my glass of red wine onto "the good white table cloth" and part of the carpet. Fortunately, I remembered that dousing the stain with white wine helps (believe it or not). I didn't use any carpet cleaner but the stain has disappeared, and the table cloth was good as new after running it through the laundry. So next time, pull out the white wine and pour away! :)

kbiz 0

OR if you put baking soda on a spill right away and let it sit over night you can vacuum up the baking soda in the morning and the stain will be gone. This trick has saved my security deposit on my apartment so many times

PsychoMerk 0

it couldve Been worse :) couldve given someone a black eye o_e

riverhed 0

it was red wine, not champagne...