Sex, Gross, Underwear and Intimacy: Fix up, look sharp

Fix up, look sharp

By anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had to explain to my husband why putting on dirty underwear after a shower defeats the purpose. We had this discussion in the middle of me giving him head. FML

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lionandthelamb61 9

Friday 20 January 2012 11:58

Didn't your mother teach you not to talk with your mouth full?

NippsSlipps 10

Friday 20 January 2012 11:56

Multi tasking....nice

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KiddNYC1O 20

Friday 20 January 2012 22:18

Honey *gulp* listen, it's not *gulp* very *gulp* hygienic to *gulp* do that. Edit: **** this, #45 beat me to it good. Lmfao.

shane_109 8

Friday 20 January 2012 22:34

I want some head

Akharr01 5

Friday 20 January 2012 22:41

If you see that he puts his DIRTY underwear back on the. Why give him head?!

irishman1989 0

Friday 20 January 2012 22:43

Well...you married the guy

flyingfox408 0

Friday 20 January 2012 22:58

Today, my wife ruined felatio by critiquing my underwear during it. FML

wriptidez 0

Friday 20 January 2012 23:02

TMI

mama2b3 20

Friday 20 January 2012 23:10

It really irks me when people are redundant. For example, using "but" and "though" in the same sentence. Or in this case "but" and "thogh"

SheepShoop_fml 20

Friday 20 January 2012 23:18

Yeah that's gross. Pants themselves are a different story but putting skidmarked underwear back on his butt is uh...ew.

aquaeyedsiren 0

Friday 20 January 2012 23:29

dirty mouth? clean it up!

tripangelx8 4

Saturday 21 January 2012 0:04

you're still willing to blow him when he puts on dirty underwear? why would he change his ways if he still gets what he wants anyways

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