Fix up, look sharp

By anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

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Today, I had to explain to my husband why putting on dirty underwear after a shower defeats the purpose. We had this discussion in the middle of me giving him head. FML
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lionandthelamb61 9

Didn't your mother teach you not to talk with your mouth full?

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nabila21 0

There still wearable! Listen to Roderich.(Hetalia)

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Rainbow_Crash 11

I never thought I would see someone make a Hetalia joke on an FML Post. (I'm a huge Hetalia nerd.) I laughed out loud.

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FleshForFantasy 3

How the hell you didn't know this before getting married?

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Mayberry_Brown 9

Geez, OP... FYL for having a disgusting husband, but really? YDI for still sticking his nasty dick in your mouth! *slaps OP's hand* Bad OP, no! Only clean dicks!

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Rainbow_Crash 11

OP, come on. Use common sense here. If you see your husband putting his dirty underwear back on, why do you continue to suck him off? Until he can learn to put on clean skivvies after a shower, he gets no head.

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mommykrissy_05 7

Having that conversation while giving him head! Positive reinforcment for dumb behavior. Next shower he is just gonna wear dirty unerwear again. If

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mommykrissy_05 7

If his wife is willing to go down on him when he is dirty why does he care.

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ICaughtFire 4

127, did you somehow miss the whole "English is his second language" part? Be a dick elsewhere.

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xgetxbentx 13

...ydi for not stopping and making him finish himself...preferably in the shower.

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