Sounds like he was trying to shut you up.

Doesn't matter. Had oral sex.

She didn't have it, she gave it.

1- Yoda from star wars, are you?

Less talking, more sucking!

I'm always afraid it will stink down there when my girlfriend does that. That's why you make sure it's clean as hell.

Why would you suck his dirty penis? *gag*

Ew.

43 isnt your girlfriend an imaginary furry bunny?

Read his profile, then yall will understand

She just performed the most amazing ventriloquist act EVER and you guys are worried about the gross factor?

OP, you should listen to #20 & #32 & #19

43 - you say your a bobcat you don't get head or wear underwear

It's amazing how much ignorance is in the world.

I wonder if op finished.

I think you guys missed the point. Her husband probably mentioned to her that he had put on dirty underwear WHILST she was giving him head, making it even more gross than it already was. She most likely instantly stoppped.

You much mpre likely have his attention :)

Not multitasking! Being rude! Didnt anybody teach op not to speak with her mouth full :p. Unless it wasnt... Lol

No! It taste like tuna, duh! >.<

It wasnt

Dammit.......beat me to it!

4, best comment. Period.

Lmaaoo

YOU NEED AN AWARD

Lol, that she knows of! ;) Way to make her paranoid. :)

Does it matter since it was useless anyway :p

But, is it really useless for a man to shower and wear the same underpants? Having a self-cleansing ******, I know I have to change underpants daily/after a bath, but does men underwear really gets so dirty on one day?

Pretty sure ****, ball sweat, and his not wiping properly could be a problem. Apparently not for you though! Self cleansing vaginas aside, sounds like someone has failed at logic.

33 ur soooo smrt

Says the guy who spelt ( Smart ) wrong.

You probably intended on spelling it like that huh? I sowwy didn't mean to look like a total idiot... -.-

Yes i spelt smrt like that on purpose, that was the joke :| (yes i did it again, thumbs me down, i really don't care)

Sounds like someone uses a douche. Or is one. Vaginas do flush themselves out if you aren't festering with STDs or yeast infections... Hilariously the second you get for trying to wash down there with douches. Who needs logic now?

Unless she stops her sucking

Seems reasonable. You'd have to cut me off the oral sex to make me wear the dirty underwear. ;P Ick.

Just stop wearing underwear all together! Solves the underwear problem and makes it even easier to have ******** time!

Ha I love how your profile says I come on here for a laugh and throw in a comment or two. And you have like 607 comments

Then obviously she has come here and laughed anywhere between 303.5-607 times.

82 pedobear

Yess! Win!:D

83, I *love* this comment.