Fix up, look sharp

By anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

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Today, I had to explain to my husband why putting on dirty underwear after a shower defeats the purpose. We had this discussion in the middle of me giving him head. FML
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lionandthelamb61 9

Didn't your mother teach you not to talk with your mouth full?

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OffToTheGayBar 9

Quit being dicks, brahs. Isn't he from Norway? English wouldn't be his first language. :P

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hateevryone 14

maybe ya'll should've talked about it first and then you give him head.

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grannygruber 6

Couldn't be a very good ******** with all that talk, FHL!!!

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yandizzle 0

should've been chewing orbit gum while explaining.

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ilove80smetal 8

Wow. How you can have a discussion with a dick in your mouth is beyond my understanding :P. Try ventriloquism and see if you can drink milk and talk :D

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Amy78_fml 11

don't give him bjs if he's going to be nasty.

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nyxxx_fml 4

U nasty! Y would u give him head when he wears dirty draws? Eww!!!!!

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abunger90 0

sucks your husband doesn't have good hygiene, but at least he put a computer in the kitchen for you.

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