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By anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

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Today, I had to explain to my husband why putting on dirty underwear after a shower defeats the purpose. We had this discussion in the middle of me giving him head. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 824
You deserved it 9 507

Top comments

lionandthelamb61 9

Didn't your mother teach you not to talk with your mouth full?

Comments

obviousboy 8

At least you're a good wife. May the thumbs down commence.

roblaycle 3

So you still gave him head even after you knew he put his dirty ass underwear back on?

What's wrong with reusing a pair of underwear a day or two? It's not like we guys leak fluids randomly like women do.

jellitonoctopus 19

Yeah, op probably should have said something before performing oral. I'm sure she could have smelled something before inserting his Wang in her mouth.

Tell him to go commando from now on... Problem solved! Or... Give him head in the shower!

Chewiie513 0

Oh my god. I thought my husband was the only one who does that. I ******* hate it. So defeats the purpose of showering. FML

hanajimawashere 0

At least you know that you can have serious dicussions during sex. Signs of a true marriage.

your husband kisses you still after you give him head? ...that's like him giving himself a ********. that's just gross.

Why would you give head to him knowing he was just wearing dirty underwear!?