Fix up, look sharp

By anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

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Today, I had to explain to my husband why putting on dirty underwear after a shower defeats the purpose. We had this discussion in the middle of me giving him head. FML
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lionandthelamb61 9

Didn't your mother teach you not to talk with your mouth full?

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obviousboy 8

At least you're a good wife. May the thumbs down commence.

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roblaycle 3

So you still gave him head even after you knew he put his dirty ass underwear back on?

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FalconCrunch 4

What's wrong with reusing a pair of underwear a day or two? It's not like we guys leak fluids randomly like women do.

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jellitonoctopus 19

Yeah, op probably should have said something before performing oral. I'm sure she could have smelled something before inserting his Wang in her mouth.

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AcidLacedBong 5

Tell him to go commando from now on... Problem solved! Or... Give him head in the shower!

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Chewiie513 0

Oh my god. I thought my husband was the only one who does that. I ******* hate it. So defeats the purpose of showering. FML

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hanajimawashere 0

At least you know that you can have serious dicussions during sex. Signs of a true marriage.

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socialcookie123 0

your husband kisses you still after you give him head? ...that's like him giving himself a ********. that's just gross.

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littlecityof 3

Why would you give head to him knowing he was just wearing dirty underwear!?

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