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By bigblue51 - 22/05/2009 12:09 - United States

Today, while interviewing for a job, I had to read over the physical requirements for the job. Later on, she asked me how flexible I was. Trying to keep a straight face, I told her I was more flexible while I was playing sports but could work on it if I need to. She was talking about work hours. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/04/2013 22:56 - United States

Today, I was told that I don't meet the minimum requirements for a job I applied for. I currently hold the same job, at the same facility, but just wanted a day shift. Apparently I'm not qualified for the job I've had for 2 and a half years. FML

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By Swivel - 07/06/2012 12:17 - Singapore

Today, after a spate of bad ones, I was in another job interview trying my hardest to give a good impression. After answering a few questions, I realized to my horror that while I was talking I was swiveling my chair from left to right like a nervous child. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2022 00:01

Today, I was fixing something for a guy at a steel manufacturing company. His employees told me that their boss can't hear properly, so I'd have to be loud when talking to him. When I'd finished, he asked me if I normally talked like that, or if there was something wrong with me. FML

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Top comments

Ilovelife07 0

Friday 22 May 2009 20:06

wait what? why would you need to try to keep a straight face if you seriously thought thats what she was asking?

Rawrrr14 0

Friday 22 May 2009 19:59

lmao, did you still get the job?

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debbtennis 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 0:05

Ure a ******* idiot r u kidding me? This is the stupidest shit ever. once again ure an idiot.

GrapefruitZoe 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 20:04

Ahahahaha. Awww, well I hope she was at least amused!

greyhok 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 17:29

lol man thats deserved

hardliam 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 6:03

Hhahahahhahahahah loser

crazii_latina_10 0

Friday 10 July 2009 4:40

Ur just plain stupid!!

deerescu 1

Sunday 26 December 2010 8:37

wow hahahhaha

porridge111 6

Tuesday 15 March 2011 9:39

blondie?

poopshreds 10

Tuesday 1 January 2013 20:02

start of a pornographic film? maybe, just maybe.

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