Money and Embarrassing: Flustered

Flustered

By Tygastyle - 23/06/2009 17:37 - United States

Today, at the bank, I went to get some coffee from their machine. I gave it my money and pressed the buttons but nothing was happening. After banging on the machine for ten minutes and calling a teller over, a little boy reached up on his tippy toes to press the giant green START button for me. FML

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You deserved it 63 308

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By Broke - 04/12/2013 08:27 - United States - The Colony

Today, I went to an ATM to see how much money I had in my account. I put the card in. It never gave it back. FML

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You deserved it 4 126

Trolled by technology

By Rightswiper - 26/07/2017 05:00 - South Africa

Today, as soon as I put my card into an ATM, the words "Out of Order" popped up and it would not return my card. Since I was at the bank, I got a free replacement. Trying to draw money again the second machine did the same thing and a third card costs more than what I have in my account. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 598

You deserved it 506

By MissSmarts - 14/12/2009 01:27 - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store where this really cute guy works. I swiped my card but the machine wouldn't read it. I swiped it quickly some more before getting frustrated and saying, "Your stupid machine doesn't work!" He took the card and turned it around. His face said it all. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 977

You deserved it 39 670

By Anonymous - 03/11/2011 03:58 - United States

Today, I went to the bank to make a deposit. While I was waiting on my transaction, the bank tellers were making fun of me. I could tell cause I heard them through the speaker. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 142

You deserved it 2 648

No good deed…

By noespresso - 15/08/2010 20:20 - United States

Today, after already having a terrible day, I went to Starbucks for an espresso. Being nice, I put the last dollar I had in my wallet in their tip jar. While paying for my drink, my card was denied for insufficient funds. The world hates me. FML

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You deserved it 6 456

Supermarket sweep

By Anonymous - 20/09/2024 09:00 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I was using self-checkout at the grocery store, and the machine flipped out and started randomly announcing, "Please wait for assistance." No one came to help, but the machine just kept loudly repeating it until everyone stared at me like I was trying to steal grapes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 432

You deserved it 73

By barista - 05/12/2010 17:36 - United States

Today, a customer tried to pay for a $1.55 cup of coffee with a gift card, but he came up a dollar short. He let another customer through while he fumbled in his pocket for money. I later noticed a dollar had disappeared from my tip jar. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 961

You deserved it 3 900

By Eodowoiono - 06/08/2013 16:20 - United States - Cedar Rapids

Today, as a joke, my friend put my bus money in the vending machine. Not only did the machine not return my money, it wouldn't give me an item in return. FML

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You deserved it 4 600

By great - 20/07/2012 10:20 - New Zealand - Hamilton

Today, at the bank, my 8-year-old son decided to pull out realistic looking toy gun, and scream "FREEZE! Give me all your money!" The dim-witted bank teller pressed the silent alarm, and I was nearly arrested. FML

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You deserved it 31 411

By CandyMachine - 16/02/2011 23:58 - United States

Today, I went to the vending machine, put in a dollar, and reached down to grab my snack. The slot door wouldn't open, so I pushed it harder. I got my hand in, but the door got stuck again, this time with my hand inside. I tried to push with my other hand. It got stuck too. FML

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You deserved it 9 840

shananigans 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 23:06

*Facepalm* Although I do love when kids make adults look stupid (No offense OP I just mean in general) I mean you have to admit it's hilarious, unless it's happening to you.

PositiveChillout 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 22:59

Wow...

Comments

Escapist28 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 0:19

Ten minutes? Good thing that boy was there to save you; you must have been desperate for that coffee!

DavidChu 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 0:45

Are you blond ? :D.

Teeheez 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 23:08

LOL! :D

RhymePrime 7

Saturday 27 June 2009 7:07

I thought it was spelled Blonde?

lolzforfun228 3

Saturday 27 June 2009 7:22

It's spelled "blonde". JOKE FAIL

kira1kira 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 0:52

u learned the hard way that u should think before u destroy coder machines

BethanyMae 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 1:09

hahaha we all have blonde moments but you kind of deserve it for getting bank coffee..

FarSide 22

Wednesday 24 June 2009 2:50

The rest of the planet goes to the bank to conduct financial transactions. You go to get a cup of coffee? You probably go to McDonald's and order a Whopper too, right? Voted for Hussein Obama too?:

ohhhhshizzz 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 4:00

That dense, eh? It clearly says; "Today, I was at the bank" Meaning they were there to do something "I went to get coffee from their machine" Meaning they wanted some coffee while waiting.