Kids, Insects and Animals: Fly my beauties

Fly my beauties

By Anonymous - 29/04/2009 16:30 - United States

Today, my first graders released the butterflies we've been raising. The kids were sad that one had died in his cocoon and wouldn't be set free. Turns out that butterfly may have had a better fate: a flock of birds ate half of the others. Immediately after releasing them. In front of the kids. FML

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By tryscal - 12/07/2009 04:35 - United States

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By anonymous - 07/06/2012 11:00 - United States

Today, I found out I have an incredible fear of butterflies. I discovered this after my mother took me to a butterfly sanctuary for some "mother-daughter bonding time." FML

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By Ketchup - 22/06/2009 06:06 - United States

Today, my brother and I found a little bird that couldn't fly. While trying to convince my mom that it couldn't fly so we could keep it, I lightly tossed it in the air and it landed a few feet in front of me. Then my cat grabbed it and ate it. FML

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By Mr. E - 14/11/2018 17:30

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By livgasms - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, my family decided it would be hilarious to catch the biggest moths they could and let them loose in my room. I'm terrified of moths and they thought it would be "funny as hell" to watch me freak out. FML

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anglcdvl89 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 23:06

So they learn about life and death...killing two birds with one stone. Or two butterflies with one bird. Take your pick.

boatiebanter 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 23:04

#4/5: You are aware that there a lots of different kinds of birds, right? With different diets? There aren't really enough worms in the world to sustain the entire avian population. Plenty of birds are insectivores. And, at least the kids learned about 'the circle of life'? I would have been pretty upset if a bird ate my butterfly though :(

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Francis_fml 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 0:12

14 LMAO. 17, freak hahaha. this fml is hilarious. poor kids though.

tremb1aa 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 0:16

going into education, i hope you know that a butterfly creates a CHRYSALIS, not a cocoon.

stfuminjakid 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 0:17

At least the kids didn't have to wait for one of their relatives to die to learn about death. However at the same time odds are one of them are bound to be truamatized. I wouldn't want that to happen to my nieces and nephews.

tobywoo 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 0:25

That's almost as good as the time there were a group of 1st or 2nd graders on a field trip to this small zoo. Their very young teacher was doing her best to teach the kids about the monkeys when two of the males started vigorously masturbating. She about died trying to explain 30 questioning minds at once.

p0kegeek 4

Thursday 30 April 2009 0:25

17 haha

wtfreallyin86 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 0:30

How is this YOUR FML? seems like FthefirstgradersL.

wtfreallyin86 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 0:31

or **** the butterflies life since they lost some of their cousins and grannys

Vilen1025 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 0:37

Ah ha ha! That's awfully funny, in an awful way.

shaBAMalex 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 0:41

#36 it's because all of those children saw that because of her project. The kids will probably tell their mom/dads about what the TEACHER did, lol. If you know what I mean. It was difficult to word that :S Anyways, that would suck lmfao. Hopefully the kids aren't too scarred. :)