Kids, Insects and Animals: Fly my beauties

Fly my beauties

By Anonymous - 29/04/2009 16:30 - United States

Today, my first graders released the butterflies we've been raising. The kids were sad that one had died in his cocoon and wouldn't be set free. Turns out that butterfly may have had a better fate: a flock of birds ate half of the others. Immediately after releasing them. In front of the kids. FML

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Today, my brother and I found a little bird that couldn't fly. While trying to convince my mom that it couldn't fly so we could keep it, I lightly tossed it in the air and it landed a few feet in front of me. Then my cat grabbed it and ate it. FML

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By livgasms - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, my family decided it would be hilarious to catch the biggest moths they could and let them loose in my room. I'm terrified of moths and they thought it would be "funny as hell" to watch me freak out. FML

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anglcdvl89 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 23:06

So they learn about life and death...killing two birds with one stone. Or two butterflies with one bird. Take your pick.

boatiebanter 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 23:04

#4/5: You are aware that there a lots of different kinds of birds, right? With different diets? There aren't really enough worms in the world to sustain the entire avian population. Plenty of birds are insectivores. And, at least the kids learned about 'the circle of life'? I would have been pretty upset if a bird ate my butterfly though :(

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LadyCyelle 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 5:54

#15 They are only FIRST graders! They can still be a bit coddled. They would be like 6-7 years old. It is pretty sad. Poor butterflies.

musicman117 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 6:33

Today, my class released the butterflies we have been raising. They got eaten by a bunch of mean birds. I went home and told my mom the whole thing. She says that's life. Now I don't care about anything because I'm gonna end up dead anyway, just like those butterflies. FML

wtfreallyin86 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 6:36

that was the worst FML re-write I've ever read good job for officially failing at trying to be funny #86.

balanceMMX 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 6:45

It's not an FML, and the birds weren't "vicious." It's called life. The kids should understand that's how animals live- they eat, just like we do!

FukedOver 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 7:01

**** those kids lives man that would suck so bad to be them! but i also agree with #1 that it would be hilarious to watch on youtube or something

bisurge 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 7:25

That happened to me too when I was in first grade.

Islander_fml 5

Thursday 30 April 2009 7:32

This is funny as hell! I mean, it's not hurting the kids, is it? They gotta find out sooner or later that animals eat each other. :D

AtoZnumbersand_ 1

Thursday 30 April 2009 7:34

aww that sucks for you!! especially that all the kids has too see it and you must of had too comfort 20 or so devistated kiddies!! And for the people going on with the circle of life crap you sit by why a bunch a little girls and boys are tearing and destroyed that the butterflies got eaten by birds! FLY for being such jerks posters!! PS; thought I would mention that in grade 2 we had silk worms and we had to take turns taking them home, and when It was my turn the box started to crack slightly so I put sticky tape around it.. And stickytaped about 15 silk worms in the process lol.