Cars, Accident, Insects and Transportation: Flying around

Flying around

By jdancerchick - 16/11/2011 13:47 - United States

Today, while driving and singing, I noticed a large fly inside my car. I stopped singing so it wouldn't fly into my mouth. That didn't stop it from flying up my nose, causing me to swerve and drive into a ditch. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2014 17:43 - United States - Freeport

Today, I was singing while driving through the car park. I blacked out trying to hit a high note, and ended up bashing into another car. FML

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By funnnyyyyy -_- - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Nepal - Kathmandu

Today, I was singing along to my favorite song when a giant bug flew into my mouth. I was so shocked, I almost swallowed it. After I was done freaking out, my sister wanted to throw the bug a big funeral for its "heroic sacrifice" in shutting me up. FML

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By jelrid - 13/07/2016 04:38 - United States - Holt

Today, my worst fears were realized as an insect pinged off the back of my mouth while I was singing along to the radio on my motorcycle. FML

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By authorx - 27/06/2013 04:39 - Canada - Toronto

Today, while driving during rush hour, I was singing so loudly that some jackass in the car next to me felt he should get my attention by throwing a wadded-up McDonald's bag through my open window, hitting me in the face with it, and telling me to shut up. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2012 05:59 - United States

Today, I was driving down a dark country road with the windows down. Suddenly, a giant barn owl flew through my side-window and smacked into my head, causing me to drive into a ditch. FML

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By andrea99 - 03/10/2010 09:35 - United States

Today, I spent an hour and a half washing my car. As I was driving down the highway, a large bird flew over my car and accidentally dropped the dead animal he was about to have for dinner. It landed on my windshield. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2012 01:11 - United States

Today, while driving to work in heavy traffic, I got so into the song I was listening to that I tapped my foot on the gas to the beat. I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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By apparentlyawomanbeater - 20/04/2012 21:48 - Switzerland - Cadempino

Today, I was on the bus during rush hour. A fly started buzzing around my head, and I swatted at it, at the exact moment the woman beside me decided to get out of her seat and put her face straight in the path of my hand. FML

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By WTFLY - 23/03/2013 08:17 - United States - Hilo

Today, a small fly flew straight up into my nose. I spent 10 minutes trying to blow/scratch/pick it out to no avail. I can still feel it moving. FML

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You deserved it 3 090

By pothole - 03/03/2010 20:16 - United States

Today, it was nice out, so I drove with my car windows down. I was stopped trying to turn onto a busy highway, when a car turned off the highway right next to me, hit a pothole, and splashed dirty water into my window and into my open mouth. FML

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sakforduc 0

Wednesday 16 November 2011 19:02

Fly 1 - OP 0

WCARlover 34

Wednesday 16 November 2011 19:02

Flies are one of the worst creations for sure

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Okamigurl 16

Wednesday 16 November 2011 19:24

So, um, why didn't you roll the windows down...?

Enslaved 36

Wednesday 16 November 2011 19:39

Probably would have been her next plan if the fly didn't go up her nose first.(:

breezyblue33 19

Friday 18 November 2011 12:20

Exactly what I was thinking! :P

killak41 9

Wednesday 16 November 2011 19:34

This is red five I'm going in!

THE_A_TEEN 27

Wednesday 16 November 2011 19:40

The revolution has begun.

DocBastard 38

Wednesday 16 November 2011 19:41

Instead of closing your mouth, how about opening the window, moron.

ohmandapants 16

Wednesday 16 November 2011 19:47

All along we've thought flies were stupid...but in reality they are evil geniuses.

bubo_fml 10

Wednesday 16 November 2011 19:48

Was the fly unzipped?

CRiiSPY_fml 0

Wednesday 16 November 2011 20:00

I gave that ditch a car Ditches love cars...

FMLinCA 12

Wednesday 16 November 2011 20:09

Why didn't you roll down the window and try to get it out? This is dumb and you deserved it. Lol.

perdix 29

Wednesday 16 November 2011 20:20

The fly liked your singing and got pissed off when you stopped. Never leave the audience hanging! It's a Rule of Show Business.

weepingangel_fml 7

Wednesday 16 November 2011 20:41

Open your window next time?

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Today, and forever, I've never had a woman try to hit on me, so when my barista asked if I’d like to come to her place after her shift, I didn’t immediately realise she meant sex, so I actually stupidly said, “What for?” She got embarrassed and people glared at me like I was scum. FML

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Today, I found out that the cause of the recent pain in my chest was that I had a torn muscle. What caused this? I sneezed. FML

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Today, as the shop is right round the corner, and I couldn’t be arsed changing, I kept my boob tube on under my jacket. Of course, at the shop, I slipped on spilled water and as I went down the tube came down as well, and I ended up lying there with my tits out for a group of teenagers to laugh at. FML

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Flying around

Same thing different taste

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