Cars, Accident, Insects and Transportation: Flying around

Flying around

By jdancerchick - 16/11/2011 13:47 - United States

Today, while driving and singing, I noticed a large fly inside my car. I stopped singing so it wouldn't fly into my mouth. That didn't stop it from flying up my nose, causing me to swerve and drive into a ditch. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2014 17:43 - United States - Freeport

Today, I was singing while driving through the car park. I blacked out trying to hit a high note, and ended up bashing into another car. FML

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By funnnyyyyy -_- - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Nepal - Kathmandu

Today, I was singing along to my favorite song when a giant bug flew into my mouth. I was so shocked, I almost swallowed it. After I was done freaking out, my sister wanted to throw the bug a big funeral for its "heroic sacrifice" in shutting me up. FML

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By jelrid - 13/07/2016 04:38 - United States - Holt

Today, my worst fears were realized as an insect pinged off the back of my mouth while I was singing along to the radio on my motorcycle. FML

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By authorx - 27/06/2013 04:39 - Canada - Toronto

Today, while driving during rush hour, I was singing so loudly that some jackass in the car next to me felt he should get my attention by throwing a wadded-up McDonald's bag through my open window, hitting me in the face with it, and telling me to shut up. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2012 05:59 - United States

Today, I was driving down a dark country road with the windows down. Suddenly, a giant barn owl flew through my side-window and smacked into my head, causing me to drive into a ditch. FML

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By andrea99 - 03/10/2010 09:35 - United States

Today, I spent an hour and a half washing my car. As I was driving down the highway, a large bird flew over my car and accidentally dropped the dead animal he was about to have for dinner. It landed on my windshield. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2012 01:11 - United States

Today, while driving to work in heavy traffic, I got so into the song I was listening to that I tapped my foot on the gas to the beat. I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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By apparentlyawomanbeater - 20/04/2012 21:48 - Switzerland - Cadempino

Today, I was on the bus during rush hour. A fly started buzzing around my head, and I swatted at it, at the exact moment the woman beside me decided to get out of her seat and put her face straight in the path of my hand. FML

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By WTFLY - 23/03/2013 08:17 - United States - Hilo

Today, a small fly flew straight up into my nose. I spent 10 minutes trying to blow/scratch/pick it out to no avail. I can still feel it moving. FML

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By pothole - 03/03/2010 20:16 - United States

Today, it was nice out, so I drove with my car windows down. I was stopped trying to turn onto a busy highway, when a car turned off the highway right next to me, hit a pothole, and splashed dirty water into my window and into my open mouth. FML

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Wednesday 16 November 2011 19:02

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WCARlover 34

Wednesday 16 November 2011 19:02

Flies are one of the worst creations for sure

Comments

lylasgurgur 12

Thursday 17 November 2011 0:45

What song were you singing?

twinrlw9 3

Thursday 17 November 2011 1:15

was there something wrong with your window? why didn't you let it down to let the fly out?

MedChew 19

Thursday 17 November 2011 11:26

It's surprisingly hard to let a bug out of your car by the windows because of air rushing in. Sides, fiddling with the windows while hoping the bug flies out of it is also a distraction

sxdryv 14

Thursday 17 November 2011 2:26

How did u get a license!? Motorcyclists beware.

fangz_fml 6

Thursday 17 November 2011 4:12

Damn, that is grows!! Maybe it crapped eggs in your nose now XD

attatood 8

Thursday 17 November 2011 6:27

A large fly? How big are your nostrils??

megan_lovee 0

Thursday 17 November 2011 7:04

I see this as the new "final destination" movie.(:

toricakes 7

Thursday 17 November 2011 7:52

Oh god I hope this is fake that's terrible

Cookie_box 6

Thursday 17 November 2011 13:03

You should keep your hands straight & tight on the wheel in cases like this! Sadly, I had to hit a big dog once(he was already dead)... Trying to avoid it would have meant either me crashing into a tree or in the cars passing by. You are lucky to hit just a ditch.