FML: Uncensored

By LindseyS - 20/03/2012 02:00 - United States

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Today, I was enjoying my last day of Spring Break in Panama City. I got up to dance on the stage at the Holiday Inn in front of hundreds of college kids. I tried to be sexy by turning around and bending over. My friends took pictures and my bloody tampon string was hanging out the whole time. FML
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lollipopz8988 0

Word of advice: if your skirt is short enough for a tampon string to hang out you probably shouldn't be bending over anyway, let alone on stage. That's just slutty. Sorry but you asked for it.

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StupidDancer 0

Wow and ur friends didn't say anything? Haha great friends...:)

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evanescence_fml 7

i approved this one! :D well that really sucks. be more careful next time :/

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lollipopz8988 0

Word of advice: if your skirt is short enough for a tampon string to hang out you probably shouldn't be bending over anyway, let alone on stage. That's just slutty. Sorry but you asked for it.

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Blacksabbath211 9

i think that the point of this fml is that she's admitting that she's a ****, lol

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Danishduckling 20

A persons clothes does not make them slutty - only their actions do.

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adayinthelife35 16

If you're so scantily clad that your tampon string is viewable, even if only when bent over, then yes, that's slutty.

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raven_of_azarath 34

Then I must have been slutty all through high school, cuz every day, I wore clothes that it was possible for a tampon string to hang out. Not that I had much choice, being I was required to wear tights and a leotard to ballet. Must make me a **** though.

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MooKee 0

HAA OMG that was you! I saw the whole thing haa that made my vacation but kinda grossed me out thx LOL

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123_GO 0

#8 -- thats not true. are you a girl? the point of wearing a tampon is to be discreet about your period because its not lumpy like a pad and you can still do normal things wearing a tampon (i.e. swimming, shower, dancing on stage in a short skirt). why her tampon string was hanging out is beyond me though...were you not wearing panties? im gonna go throw up.

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LWNA9 5

You can shower without a tampon, right?

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raven_of_azarath 34

You can, but some girls don't want blood to run down their legs while they do. Have you ever seen Carrie?

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Router 0

#16 Actually, I'm a guy. I'm just saying, why the hell would someone be stupid enough to even wear a tampon with a string with booty shorts. At least wear the one with the wings. and more than likely, this is a troll FML, posted to see who people would react...

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raven_of_azarath 34

I'm a girl, and I've never heard of this tampon with "wings." I wore tampons with strings while wearing booty shorts all the time, due to dance. There was no other option.

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griddy24 18

I was hoping the first comment was some next level sarcasm trying to make a point about mansplaining, but I don’t think so. Just a dude pretending he has the first clue about menstrual products or has anything to say here. Tampons don’t have wings honey.

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KillxKatie 0

Why did people put "you deserve this"? In my opinion that would be terrible! #16- She still could have been wearing panties and the string might have been hanging out the side. Ever think of that?

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cocainewhore 30

She deserves it for being a ****/spring break ho

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AngelinaMarrie 6

Thanks for sticking up for OP! she was just trying to have fun but her great friends(sarcasm) embarrassed her more than she was already. poor OP

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raven_of_azarath 34

Exactly! Sometimes, tampon strings are a little longer than normal, and that happens.

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Router 0

#17 is right. Post the picture or it didn't happen.

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