Intimacy: FML: Uncensored

FML: Uncensored

By LindseyS - 20/03/2012 02:00 - United States

Today, I was enjoying my last day of Spring Break in Panama City. I got up to dance on the stage at the Holiday Inn in front of hundreds of college kids. I tried to be sexy by turning around and bending over. My friends took pictures and my bloody tampon string was hanging out the whole time. FML

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Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML

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Today, I woke up to 15 texts from my mom, 6 missed calls, and with no bra or shirt on in a random guy's bed. Welcome to spring break, ladies and gentleman. FML

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By sexyfreak2510 - 03/09/2009 06:47 - South Africa

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Today, I went swimming. While I was walking along side of the pool, everyone was staring at me. I began to think that my diet was really working. It was only an hour later, in the changing rooms, that I noticed the string from my Tampax that was sticking out of my swimming costume. FML

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By kiwichick4life - 30/07/2013 16:42 - United States - Pickerington

Today, I was pretending to be a ballerina. I was dancing around my room, making a complete dick of myself. I eventually caught sight of a pair of guys grinning and filming me with their cellphones through my window. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2014 15:24 - Germany

Today, I was trying on bikinis at a local store. When I put my pants back on, my foot got stuck, I tripped and fell through the curtain of the fitting room, topless. FML

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By NoName - 03/12/2009 19:20 - United States

Today, we had my school musical. The girls have to wear long skirts. I had a thong on, and while we were dancing the guy behind me stepped on my skirt. It fell to my ankles... the whole audience saw my ass. FML

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By Jason the flasher - 15/09/2018 22:00

Today, I went to a party that my friends were throwing. I had a great time and got blackout drunk. I woke up to videos from my girlfriend from last night. At some point I'd managed to take off my shorts and boxers and spent the rest of the party naked from the waist down. FML

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OCChef 0

Friday 20 March 2009 1:36

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

lollipopz8988 0

Friday 20 March 2009 1:44

Word of advice: if your skirt is short enough for a tampon string to hang out you probably shouldn't be bending over anyway, let alone on stage. That's just slutty. Sorry but you asked for it.

Comments

iloverichardhell 0

Friday 20 March 2009 3:52

ew, girls that stick their asses out thinking its "hot" is just lame. went to a show once and some girls got on stage and mooned the crowd, i puked in my mouth a little.

z_vet 0

Friday 20 March 2009 3:53

I almost puked. Epic fail.

EffYourLyf 0

Friday 20 March 2009 4:05

you were naked? or no panties er w/e? It's your fault either way.

taosis 0

Friday 20 March 2009 3:59

The lil wayne concert? Because I saw another person with a bloody tampon hanging out.

thisismyname_fml 1

Friday 20 March 2009 4:00

76 stop trying to speak for all women. I'm not an attention *****. I can have fun without bending over to show my ass to 100's of strangers. I have this weird little thing called self respect.

papamoon19 0

Friday 20 March 2009 4:09

hahahahahahah ewwwwwwwwwww

ohdearestme 0

Friday 20 March 2009 4:09

well, that's what you get for being an annoying slutty/drunk spring breaker. next time make sure your tampon string isn't hanging out of your bikini, and if it was BLOODY it was time for a tampon change anyway. Serves you right for going to my town and trashing my beach =)

greenfairy_fml 0

Friday 20 March 2009 4:29

why are so many guys saying she shouldn't have been dancing because it means she's trying to get sex? Sometimes, girls just want to get drunk and dance...not have sex with you. Idiots. Sucks OP. But hey, 10 years from now it won't matter.

Misanthropist 0

Friday 20 March 2009 4:21

Why shouldn't girls be allowed to be sexy on their periods? It's just blood, wow people. I applaude the OP just for going out and having fun despite the judgements people make, much like the people here, while on your period.

alex_vik 0

Friday 20 March 2009 4:34

#92 - OP made it clear that she was trying to be sexy and not just have fun and dance when she said "I tried to be sexy by turning around and bending over". This goes to all the rest of you that said she was just trying to have fun. Not my fault you can't read.

Demon_of_Light 27

Saturday 20 December 2014 5:04

You're missing the point here. She said she was trying to be sexy, not that she was trying to have sex. Granted, her attempt failed spectacularly, but the principle still stands. Sometimes women like to be sexy for fun. So yes, many people think she was just trying to have fun, which, last time I checked, wasn't illegal just because a girl is menstruating. Get over your middle school phobia of girls on their periods.