Focus

By TMI - 20/04/2009 17:12 - United States

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Today, I was emailing my professor about what chapters our test is on this afternoon. She accidentally emailed me informing me about the date she went on last night, including that she "got laid... yay!!" and a picture. I still don't know what chapters I'm being tested on. FML
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mobius8 0

Pretty sure that's more of a FHL. And with that information on her, I really don't think you need to be studying.

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adelaide_evening 0

Are you kidding me? It doesn't matter what chapters you're getting tested on, you have blackmail! Don't even do the test. Instead, write a short answer question summarizing the events of her night and how students hearing about their teachers sex lives is traumatizing and will require extensive therapy.

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PennyLane8 0

skimmed through a few comments. but #54 and #58... honestly, get off your high horses. who cares when he began to study for a test. and no teacher, no professional, no one in their right mind would send out an e-mail to a student or colleague about their sex life. If the professor was trying to avoid answering his question (which likely wouldn't happen either. I can see, maybe, if the professor answered 'I can not give you that information, you should have been in class and paying attention...'), but if they were to avoid the student's question... you'd think they'd go with something a little more subtle, such as dinner plans with a friend or something having to do with their kid's school... anything but their sex life.

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SPQR_fml 0

Perfect, now blackmail your professor into giving you an A using said email.

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Tsukasa_fml 0

Haha, I hope she was hot at least. I guess when it comes time to write the test, you could just say "sorry, I didn't study because when I asked what I should be studying, you just replied with erotic photos of yourself." I bet she won't make you do it.

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beamer_06 0

is she sexy? if she is u should try to break u off a piece.

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adelaide_evening 0

Will09: #125, I can type 100 words a minute. Posting a few more sentences takes about ten seconds more of my time. About the same amount it would have taken you to use complete sentences and grammar that wasn't horrific.

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adelaide_evening 0

And by #125, I meant #140. I guess I should have proofread.

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AAAcheetahgrl 0

really? the OP should blackmail the teacher? i dont think enough ppl said it...read comments before posting!! OP: I had a similar thing happen, but the email popped up on the overhead and the entire class could read, in detail, of the wonderful night my teacher had with his mistress...yea! FHL haha

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scottie06 0

Since the FML makes it sound like it's because you still don't know the chapters for the test, I put YDI since it's your fault for not knowing the chapters on the test and waiting till the day of the test to email the teacher. Cept depending on how ugly she could be and her sending a picture, that rules it back over to a FYL.

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Newtons_Cradle 0

hahahaha omg sketchy teacher! dang, i'd have nightmares for a week if i were in your place! this is definitely one of my favorite fml moments, though. fyl and fhl. you should just walk into class and smile a lot and not say anything. it'll kill your teacher inside. when she finally cracks and fesses up, tell her your computer crashed and you couldnt check your email, but thanks for sharing.

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