Anxiety, Awkward and Miscellaneous: Foiled

Foiled

By human lava lamp - 10/03/2013 19:54 - United States - New Britain

Today, I was at the airport, when a lady came up and loudly asked if she could sit next to me. I have serious social issues, so to avoid having to talk to her, I pretended I was deaf and couldn't hear her. She immediately broke out her sign language skills. FML

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By WOWBear - 05/06/2013 09:46 - United States - Mesa

Today, a deaf customer came to my work. In an attempt to connect with him I introduced myself in sign language. He just rolled his eyes and pointed at my name tag. FML

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Desperate times, desperate, dumb measures

By WTFiswrongwithme - 03/03/2020 00:01

Today, I was so desperate for human interaction that I asked a deaf girl in my class if she liked music. I actually signed it to her. FML

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By Come on - 29/01/2012 00:46 - United States

Today, I was sitting on a bus. I'm deaf. An old lady looked very angry at me and started talking. Then she looked like she was screaming. I had to type on my phone that I'm deaf. Apparently, I'd been stepping on her foot. She decided to poke me in the eye and type, "Now you're blind too." FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2013 14:23 - Taiwan - Taipei

Today, while on a crowded public bus, a cute girl asked if she could sit next to me. Problem is, I didn't hear correctly and thought she asked if anyone was sitting next to me. I answered no, causing her to walk off angrily and earning me several disgusted stares from other passengers. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2013 06:56 - United States - Seattle

Today, I pretended to be deaf to a door to door salesman. He knew sign language. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2009 17:01 - United States

Today, I was sitting on the train when some crazy man started talking to me. I ignored him, and he tapped on my shoulder. He started blabbing and I just pointed to my ears and mouthed, "I'm deaf." He stopped talking. A minute later my phone rang and I answered it without thinking. FML

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Sign this!

By Stairs? Noooooo - 15/09/2015 22:31 - United States - San Leandro

Today, I was signing with my deaf brother at a local McDonald's. We were having a laugh about a game we played last night when this morbidly obese woman waddled over to us. She was utterly convinced we were "talking shit" about her and made a scene about our "hand gestures." Seriously? FML

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By Cob - 03/02/2009 13:03 - United States

Today, I tried helping an old lady with her groceries. When I asked if she needed help she smiled. When I took one of her bags she yelled. I didn't know she was deaf. FML

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I am the passenger…

By northernlass - 01/10/2010 14:32 - United States

Today, I boarded a trans-Atlantic flight by myself, and struck up a nice conversation with the passenger across the aisle. Before we even took off, the man in front of me unbuckled, stood to face me, and asked me to please shut the hell up. "It's a 9 hour flight, and you're VERY loud!" FML

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By PlaneGuy - 25/02/2017 01:00 - Reunion - Saint-denis

Today, I was on a plane and a cute girl was getting ready to sit down beside me, but upon making eye contact, she asked to switch seats. FML

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Monday 11 March 2013 3:04

You could have just nodded/shook your head.

PipingMouse 14

Monday 11 March 2013 3:20

Or you could have done an interpretive dance.

Comments

BunBunBabe 8

Monday 11 March 2013 3:28

Haha! Did you panic and admit you're not deaf or sign jibberish back?

fksfsdhfsdfh 26

Monday 11 March 2013 3:31

Your social issues wont improve if you dont try to get better

ironichalibut 24

Monday 11 March 2013 3:39

So you were struck deaf and dumb?;)

moonsalt 20

Monday 11 March 2013 4:03

Hahaha. I don't like sitting next to strangers either, but it's a plane. You're gonna have to suck it up from now on.

goschalicious 4

Monday 11 March 2013 4:11

There's only one thing you can do, as she is about to speak place your pointer finger upon her lips and make a shush noise. Then lean in really close and look into her eyes. Tell her your there to protect he and you'll always comfort her. Then start rubbing her legs and offer her your potato

seblikescricket 7

Monday 11 March 2013 4:11

y not just nod ur head?

DocBastard 38

Monday 11 March 2013 4:12

Why not just spell your comment out?

TourettesGuyFTW 25

Monday 11 March 2013 4:11

*because...and *because

kenoswild 14

Monday 11 March 2013 4:11

I am deaf. I don't pretend to be hearing. Maybe you should learn ASL in case this happens again.

Enslaved 36

Monday 11 March 2013 4:12

I'm far from shy but there are times that I don't want to be bothered. Why not just turn your body in the opposite direction? Continue to text, read your magazine, sudoku whatever. Hopefully she'd read your body language and leave you be. No fibbing involved. (:

kieralumina 30

Monday 11 March 2013 4:21

op doesn't deserve it for not sharing, but pretending to be deaf just to avoid having someone sit next to them. get headphones and avoid eye contact. all op had to do was nod and this couldve been avoided.