Follow my lead

By RayniDae - 15/06/2016 20:08 - United States - Port Clinton

Today, we ran out of disposable gloves at work. After saying how grossed out I was about having to touch raw chicken with my bare hands, my female boss goes, "Just imagine you're touching yourself. That's what I do." Even more grossed out now. FML
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trucker2 33

Where do you work....that's not quite sanitary

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missymaster 16

I have literally never worked in a kitchen where we had to wear gloves to handle the meats, just copious amounts of hand washing. Gloves should be worn when touching the things that don't get cooked before eating, like veg, though.

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MyS3lf 24

Well, now I don't want to handle raw chicken nor touch myself ever again. Is that an FML in itself? This is not a good way to start the morning...

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Talis99 26

For the record, my cooch does not feel like raw chicken. She might want to see a doctor.

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andrmac 25

So you say you call it foul?

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CaptainCrow 13

Looks like your place needs a visit from the health inspector

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thatsme293 28

I don't understand how a ****** feels like raw chicken. The moist part maybe.

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Cody1187 3

I bet your boss is a freak

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anlong93 9

Dude, FYL. That's gross. Also, if your boss thinks her ****** feels like raw chicken, she has problems, too. Ew.

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