Intimacy: Fooling around

Fooling around

By Anonymous - 16/07/2009 06:15 - United States

Today, at the end of a night of heavy drinking, I thought it was a great idea to go off into a park with a friend of mine. We ended up fooling around in the park. Meanwhile, a couple of kids stole our clothes. We had to walk back to town with no clothes on. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/09/2009 06:47 - United States

Today, I was drinking in the park with my friends. Being drunk, I relieved myself on a nearby tree. Unknown to me, a 4 year old was having her birthday party 100 yards away. I was arrested for public intoxication and exposing myself to a minor. FML

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By Miss Spasticator - 26/10/2012 20:49 - United States - Vancouver

Today, I tagged along with some friends to a party in the woods. Halfway into the night, a party-goer's boyfriend got extremely drunk and violent, causing the others to panic and drive away in the two cars we pooled in. My best friend and I had to run all the way back home on foot. FML

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You deserved it 4 186

By doneanddone - 28/02/2009 17:33 - United States

Today, I was over at a friend's place until very late. He had stolen my keys as a joke at some point, but by the time I noticed, he was too drunk to remember where he'd hidden them. FML

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By drunkennight - 23/11/2009 03:45 - Canada

Today, I woke up after a night out at the bar, immediately remembering that I had lost my cell phone, my ID and somehow spent $100. Feeling like shit already, my friend then goes on to tell me that I flashed the entire bar, and ran around the hotel naked. FML

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He needs them more than you

By cjj325 - 20/03/2009 23:35 - United States

Today, I went skinny-dipping with my best friend. We were on the beach and it was fairly crowded but we got in the water at this really secluded area. While we were swimming I looked up to see a homeless man wearing my clothes, walking away. FML

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Sounds neat

By danii - 05/10/2011 03:28 - Reserved

Today, I drove to the liquor store completely naked except for my dressing gown, with a carload of idiot stoners who ran in and stole vodka, tequila and whiskey. We drank in a bush. Last week I was a good citizen, and now I'm white trash. I'm not quite sure what happened in between. FML

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You deserved it 65 057

By hoho5191 - 20/07/2009 16:50 - United States

Today, I was at a friend's party. Her neighbor and I really hit it off. We went off into the woods and left everyone, including her parents, at the bonfire. We started hooking up when my friend ran over. Apparently they could see everything. We had on glow stick necklaces and bracelets. FML

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Party hard

By Jason the flasher - 15/09/2018 22:00

Today, I went to a party that my friends were throwing. I had a great time and got blackout drunk. I woke up to videos from my girlfriend from last night. At some point I'd managed to take off my shorts and boxers and spent the rest of the party naked from the waist down. FML

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You deserved it 3 262

By Anonymous - 23/07/2019 23:07 - Canada - Stoney Creek

Today, I was woken up and kicked out of my friend's party at 3:00 in the morning. This wouldn't have been so bad if someone hadn't stolen my shoes. I had to walk for an hour in the rain, in my socks. FML

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By Sebastian20 - 08/05/2013 11:05 - Netherlands - Groningen

Today, after a night of heavy drinking, I woke up handcuffed to my bed. My friends who are responsible for this think it's hilarious and claimed not to remember where they put the keys. They took pictures, then left. FML

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You deserved it 15 619

Jimboom 11

Thursday 16 July 2009 12:20

What are you? Like 15? And why do you have to take off all your clothes to fool around? Still.. at least you were still drunk so naked streaking would be in your abilities to pull off.

heyyou1203 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 12:04

ha ha, that's totally something that would happen to me, too! or like when you go streaking and smartasses take your clothes. Congrats for getting some, sorry about the stupid punks!! hope you didn't get arrested for public indecency.

Comments

Athabaska 10

Thursday 16 July 2009 20:31

Well lets see if I can sum this one up. #1 drank in excess Good. #2 ****** some chick Good. #3 Clothes Stolen Not Good. So overall a good night? meh, take the walk of shame, and do her some more when you get home

laura_pat 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 20:38

#17 sorry but that's really stupid...caffeine is a drug but I don't think you'd be chiding people for drinking diet coke...paracetamol is a drug but I'm pretty sure you'd take painkillers if you had a headache from being such a whiny idiot. Grow upppp.

supamann 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 20:43

any FML that starts with "Today, at the end of a long night of drinking" is an automatic YDI

beccarxox 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 21:09

why would you fool around and start taking off your clothes in public anyways?!

Rayne67 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 21:11

Are you sure you know what conforming is? Cause being naked in a DESERTED park means theres no one there. Which means there's no one else doing that....idiot.

philosopher 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 22:42

As soon as I saw "after a night of heavy drinking", I automatically hit YDI.

Jord111222333 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 22:45

ever heard of sex with clothes on? YDI

Lmao_xD 0

Friday 17 July 2009 1:32

wow. i kno u were drunk but i wouldve tried to get home. then u couldve done the same thing but yu'd have your clothes but @ least u had funn.

CrimsonImpact 0

Friday 17 July 2009 1:57

To be honest, whenever I read one of these that starts off with something like "after a night of heavy drinking," and ends with something.. unfortunate.. happening in public, I immediately stamp it as a YDI. I'm not against drinking, so people don't need to jump down my throat about it, but there is such a thing as being responsible about it. There is a line between drinking and getting smashed, like someone already mentioned above. And if it's going to go that far, then do it at home. I imagine the odds would then be less that you would end up doing something regretful (or potentially dangerous, though apparently not in this case) in public. Also, I don't see a reason to console people who get drunk in public for any reason. The people in the area were lucky that the OP apparently wasn't trying to drive a car or do something else equally dangerous. Putting yourself in danger is one thing (though still regrettable), but being a potentially uncontrollable danger to others is inexcusable. And having the life of a loved one taken away by someone who was drunk changes your perspective on a lot of things.

lynnesey 0

Friday 17 July 2009 5:13

Thanks for the paragraph, bud. This is FML, not debate class.

miquonranger03 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 7:22

Hey, I just go by the rules of the FML. If something outside of your control caused you misfortune, that's what an FML is. If by your own stupidity, carelessness or recklessness you brought misfortune onto yourself, that's a YDI. I highly doubt you were chained down with a funnel forced down your throat and vodka pouring down it.