Death and Awkward: Foot in mouth syndrome

Foot in mouth syndrome

By Username - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my friend told me that her favourite aunt died last night of a heart attack. The first thing I could think of to say was, "Oh no, is she okay?" FML

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Crlnprz 11

Tuesday 26 April 2011 22:12

oh yeah she's okay, she is just busy being dead is all

oocarmelgirl0807 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 22:11

Haha, fail.

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Bobikino 5

Tuesday 26 April 2011 23:42

epic fail!

mattmadden 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 23:50

Who cares? Some people will post an FML over anything...

Drumming_fml 7

Tuesday 26 April 2011 23:53

that's true

oliveindamiddle 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 0:02

Ive definitely read something like this before. anyone else?

TheBibo14 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 0:03

this hilarious

kaileigh10 2

Wednesday 27 April 2011 0:13

added to my favs! Hilarious!

remedy2reality 1

Wednesday 27 April 2011 0:20

classic. xD

omgwtftoni 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 0:23

idiot

ImThePope 2

Wednesday 27 April 2011 0:24

Bird bird bird, the bird is the word, sorry. Your bird reminded me of that.

sailorzoe 14

Wednesday 27 April 2011 0:27

Put some clothes on child.

Grimmerie 31

Wednesday 27 April 2011 0:51

and stop drinking. you're too bloody young.

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