Foot in mouth syndrome

By Username - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my friend told me that her favourite aunt died last night of a heart attack. The first thing I could think of to say was, "Oh no, is she okay?" FML
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Crlnprz 11

oh yeah she's okay, she is just busy being dead is all

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meligje 1

You should have corrected yourself by saying "I meant, are you okay?" Then it wouldn't have been a biggie ;)

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_MannyxAmbition 0

dumb bitch..

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NagatoPain 4

No, you are apperently you stuck up kid

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logas 0

oh yea shes ok all right, in heaven

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GenThunderFist 2

Unless...of course...she's in hell...which means she's not alright at all... But, nah, sure she's good, way to be optimistic

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VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

Way to be optimistic about there even being a heaven.

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every1luvsvag 10

Atheist ruin everything. Never any fun.

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iLoveMyDogFerreh 0

today some dude on the bus said I want you and your body and I said um no your like 50 he said also I'm gay and I just froze. FML

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EliseAqua 0

Everyone does stupid things sometimes. If she's your friend she'll understand. Sorry about her loss. FHL, and OP didn't deserve it, so I guess FYL too.

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MzCrystalBabez 0

and it's favorite not favourite

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oblio 0

Every single day there's at least one.

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10_4Franky 0

FML is available in multiple countries. That means multiple languages.

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AnagenisisZagus 13

I hate people as yourself. Do some research and shut your ***** mouth, 29. :)

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