Force of habit
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Netherlands - Apeldoorn
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Q: What's wrong with being a proctologist? A: All your patients are assholes.
Q: What's wrong with being a gynecologist? A: All your patients are *******.
Q: What's wrong with being a urologist? A: All your patients are dicks.
Did you hear the one about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil...
Q: What's wrong with being a ginger podiatrist? A: You see more soles than you have...
Why did mine get thumbed down?!
Because it sucked.
natas_fml
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^ Urology doesn't only apply to men.
Q: What's wrong with being a radiologist? A: You can see right through all your patients.
supafly1298
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NO
Q: What's wrong with being a pulmonologist? A: Your patients are always in lung term relationships.
86- Epic fail
Q: What's wrong with being a endocrinologist? A: Your patients have a lot of secretions.
87- You must be related to a rheumatologist. Your sense of humor is pretty stiff.
Q: What's the problem with being an echocardiographer in a dance hall? A: Most of your patients have terrible rhythm.
cyndiig
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What's wrong with being a urologist? All your patients are pissy ;D
LiterOfCola
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It wasn't funny and sounded desperate
Admittedly better than the first one, though.
not only men have urethras, my friend.
What do you call a Jamaican proctologist? Pokemon
Epihk
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^No.
That's actually normal. The prostate is the male "g spot"
Well you learn something new everyday I guess. Now you know how you like it and where.
Don't worry OP . The prostate is a very sensitive part of the male anatomy, and is a common erogenous zone. I'm sure the doctor has probably had many other patients do the same thing. It's a natural effect of stimulation .
Iniezian
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That's actually not surprising. For those of you who don't know it, men essentially have 3 g-spots, and the most sensitive one is the prostate. The doctor must have done something to stimulate it for a second or two.
gavo
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you appear to be unintentionally bent!
Uh.. What?
gavo
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queer, gay, ****, bender, stool pusher, back garden burgler... need i go on?
That must have been a awkward turtle for the doctor.
Hiimhaileypotter
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This was "a" awkward sentence. ;P
Mistakes happen.
Hiimhaileypotter
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Just messing around with you.
pabst4america
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God damn grammar nazis flaunting your false intelligence
That's what the edit button is for, 51. If you knew it was wrong, you would have fixed it.
Well it wouldn't have been so bad if you hadn't moaned your doc's name.
That certainly is awkward but don't worry too much. I'd be like if a girl unintentionally moaned during a pelvic exam. Sensitive spots are being stimulated.
KBear3109
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I don't know what kind of pelvic exam you've been having...
A couple weeks before I had my first daughter, I got checked to see how dialated I was. Two gloved fingers. Felt kinda good. OBGYN's and gyno's try not to have their procedures seems sexual in anyway so they don't get sued. But in my case, I hadn't gotten any action in months so my body reacted like it was. Other procedures do NOT feel good but some can.
KBear3109
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That makes sense. I have two children and I was checked so much with my second daughter it was just aggravating and a bit painful. I thought you meant the speculum exam though, that' isn't pleasant at all!
"Doctor , I love it when you finger my asshole .......oh no ****. I may have neglected to say that, sorry doc.
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Sure...."unintentionally"
Q: What's wrong with being a proctologist? A: All your patients are assholes.