#ForeverAlone

By WithoutLove - 30/08/2011 05:20 - United States

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Today, I realized the closest thing I have to a love life is organizing my porn folder by category. FML
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audiophileMom 11

You do this alphabetically? From Anal to Z?

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DjeePee 24

Woops sir, I see you have made a mistake. 'Today, I realized the closest thing I have to a *remove love* *insert sex* life is organizing my **** folder by category. FML' **** is not love, my dear. Not even close.

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ijnek 3

redhead, blonde, black, asians, fatass, shemale, animal ****

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iamfabio1990 12

I don't know why everyone is telling the OP to delete it and go outside, nothing wrong with having a well organised collection. You can go outside without deleting it, just don't leave it open for any girls you may bring home.

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ReynshineCutting 10

If you start dating someone and it starts getting serious that's the time to delete the entire collection and throw out any DVDs or magazines you have. Also, if you have enough **** to have an entire organizeable collection, you have serious issues.

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jayemdoubleyou 1

**** folder? Who keeps a **** folder? You don't have to horde ****, that shit is free on the Internet and there's enough for everyone!

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ikickgingers 15

I wish I was motivated enough to organize my ****. :/

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nnour 1

Thats what you get ;) You shouldn't be watching **** :P

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janier234 0

Been there, but I wouldn't call it a love life, more like a **** addiction

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FlyingLazerWALRU 0

It's okay, I'm sure there's an app for this problem.

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Playful1985 9

Step 1) leave the house Step 2) download the meetup app for your phone

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duckman9 55

Step 3) ??? Step 4) Profit!

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