Animals, Relatable and Miscellaneous: Freaked out

Freaked out

By Anonymous - 15/08/2010 05:24 - United States

Today, my mom called me to the laundry room after she saw a dead animal in there. I took a look and agreed we should call animal control. After ten minutes of freaking out, they finally arrived to confirm that the dead animal was the hood to my winter jacket. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2011 16:15 - United States

Today, my mom and I heard a thump from inside the coat closet. I opened the door, and something fell on me. My mom, who was behind me, screamed, closed the laundry room door, and ran into the garage, leaving me to face the alleged attacker. It was the vacuum. FML

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Today, the neighbors called the cops on us because they heard a series of loud screams. No, no one was being murdered, but my mom found one of my socks in the laundry room. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2011 18:06 - United States

Today, I was woken up early in the morning by the sound of my mother frantically crying out for help. Apparently she had tried, unsuccessfully, to "end the suffering" of an injured squirrel by drowning it in the toilet. How? By placing it into the bowl and smothering it with clothes. My clothes. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2015 01:34 - United States - West Chester

Today, my mother found my escaped pet snake after she had already washed and dried it with the laundry. FML

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By JoeyTheJedi - 18/10/2016 00:31 - United States - Batesville

Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's been a death in the family, then abruptly hangs up. I speed home, to find my mother holding the tiny corpse of a fish that she got 2 weeks ago. I got fired for being late to work. FML

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By Peta2nNoMore - 04/07/2009 10:42 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home and found a few of my faux fur coats completely butchered. On my way to interrogate my boys, the only ones home, I found our husky dog, who was recently shaved for an operation, covered in the fur that once belonged to my coat. My boys said 'he was cold'. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2018 03:30

Today, I woke up to my disabled mother screaming for me. Fearing the worst, I hopped out of bed only to find that she was yelling because her cat had brought a field mouse inside as a gift. The problem? It was still alive. I had to get it from him and throw it outside. FML

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By omgjessp - 19/07/2009 03:12 - United States

Today, my cat came through my window, holding a dead rat in her mouth and dropped it in my pile of clothes. I then asked my dad if he could get the dead rat out of my room. After looking for an hour, he couldn't find it. Guess the rat wasn't dead after all. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2010 18:53 - United States

Today, I called my mother to check up on her. Lately, she's been having some financial problems, so last week I sent her my last $100 to help her out until her next paycheck. She used the money to euthanize the family dog. FML

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FFML_314 11

Sunday 15 August 2010 12:10

Why would you call animal control? We country folk would take a shovel, scoop it up and toss it's ass in the woods. Or, you could have a lot of fun and wait until dinner time and put the animal in a tarp, along with some random objects, (just to make it appear to be larger) tie it up and drag it out into your lawn. Make sure you make a lot of noise. Then start digging a grave while screaming "WHY DID YOU MAKE ME DO THIS". Your neighbors will be delighted.

Dillon000 3

Sunday 15 August 2010 12:05

lol dumbass xD

Comments

karlita22 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 14:23

what a dumbass u are!!! and ydi!!

Trollz4daLULZ 1

Sunday 15 August 2010 14:24

YDI for being a wuss and calling animal control for something you thought was DEAD. Wuss. YDI for wearing dead critters, or at the very least, clothes that can be easily mistaken for dead critters. YDI for wearing clothes at all. YDI for having a laundry room. YDI for having a house. YDI for having a mom. YDI for leaving that laundry room unused for such an extended period. WASH MY LAUNDRY, WOMAN! AND MAKE ME A SAMMICH!

brenduh911 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 15:41

you forgot YDI for inhereting your mothers stupidness!!

DreggsOfSociety 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 16:28

I'm pretty sure if Trollz would have included that one, he would have used the word stupidity. Because he does not fail at life.

brenduh911 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 17:32

yah I kno I noticed that after I already had posted it ):

emilyk123 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 15:13

mabee u guys should open ur eyes

alakae 6

Sunday 15 August 2010 15:21

great work dumbass!

Dolfyutt 3

Sunday 15 August 2010 15:29

Today, I was called out to some woman's house to clean up a dead animal. Turns out it was a hoodie. When I got back, I was fired for sleeping with my boss' wife. FML

brenduh911 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 15:30

hahahahahha noww this is a smart lady!

unthinkable 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 15:48

Are you blonde?

bigbadtim 7

Sunday 15 August 2010 16:08

Beware of that jacket behind the washing machine!! RUN RUN RUN!! IT'S COMING, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!

Primus_fml 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 16:08

You called animal control for a DEAD animal? And you even called after 10 minutes of looking and not finding anything? You, my friend, deserve a Darwin award.

Primus_fml 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 16:11

Wait wait, apparntly I failed to recognize your stupidity. You saw the sweater as well, and also thought it was said animal, and called? You AND your mother deserve a Darwin award than. What's there to freak out about anyways?

Primus_fml 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 16:24

apparently* stupid auto-correct..

Trollz4daLULZ 1

Sunday 15 August 2010 16:56

Darwin Awards are only for people who have eliminated themselves from the gene pool. Neither the OP nor her mother died in this incident. Hell, they were never in any danger of dying at all, or of even having their ovaries ripped out, leaving them unable to reproduce. Hence, no eligibility for a Darwin Award.