Animals: Freaked

Freaked

By AussieGirl - 21/11/2009 11:40 - Australia

Today, as I put on my pajamas, a large spider ran down my leg. After freaking out, killing it, and recomposing myself, I went to the bathroom. As I sat down to go to the toilet, I looked up to see hundreds of baby spiders hanging over my head. FML

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You deserved it 4 025

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Same thing different taste

By yuckspider - 20/04/2009 00:17 - United States

Today, I saw a spider crawling on the floor but had nothing to kill it with and it hid somewhere. So, I got dressed and went out and come home for a shower, and as I'm taking off my undies, something crushed and black fell out. It was the spider and he had been in my underwear the entire day. FML

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You deserved it 7 652

By dickwebs - 22/11/2010 03:42 - Germany

Today, I was taking off my underwear to change into fresh clothes. Pulling them down, I realize there's a big fat spider in them. Not only did I have a spider chilling with my genitals the whole day, but I'm deathly afraid of them. FML

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You deserved it 5 237

Monster in my bathroom

By Thescarlettfox - 16/02/2020 01:00

Today, I saw a big, black spider on the floor of my bathroom. I promptly jumped up on the toilet seat, slipped off, and slammed my head against the wall. The best part? It was a tuft of my hair. FML

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You deserved it 874

By eebie jeebies - 30/05/2016 15:31 - United States - Cypress

Today, a spider crawled across my arm. After a quick dance in a fit of panic, I managed to scramble onto my bed. I thought I would stand up to see if I could spot the spider and maybe kill it. I was then promptly knocked unconscious by my ceiling fan. FML

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You deserved it 3 179

By yikes - 21/04/2012 08:36 - United States

Today, I went to the bathroom to pee. I looked at the toilet paper after I wiped and saw a spider on it. It was still wiggling its legs. FML

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You deserved it 3 776

By SpideyFace - 19/03/2011 01:36 - Canada

Today, with water in my eyes, I stepped out of the shower and rubbed my face with a towel. When I looked in the mirror, I realized there had been a giant spider on the towel. Its guts and legs were smeared all over my face. FML

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You deserved it 5 872

Juicy breakfast

By Anonymous - 07/01/2022 01:01 - Canada - Warman

Today, I woke up to a spider crawling across my face. I was so shocked that my new house had spiders, I jumped up out of bed, only to slip on the floor and land face down onto the bed. Wouldn't you know it, right where the spider was at that point. I can still taste the juice I squished out of it. FML

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You deserved it 158

By Anonymous - 11/05/2011 17:34 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked through a spider's web with hundreds of baby spiders on it. My afro is now infested. FML

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You deserved it 17 235

Bath time [GONE WRONG][CREEPYPASTA]

By noname - 27/12/2008 04:07 - France

Today, I was quietly having a bath when I felt something fall onto my shoulder blade. I glanced over my shoulder and saw what I thought were huge black spider legs. I screamed, completely hysterical, and I threw myself violently against a wall. It was my hair. FML

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You deserved it 23 901

Leave spiders to chill

By Anonymous - 17/12/2020 14:07

Today, I saw a spider in my room. I got a piece of paper to try and put it outside. As I reached, it jumped out of nowhere and landed on my face. My reaction was to smack where the spider was - my face. I fell on the floor disoriented. The spider got away. FML

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You deserved it 321

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Saturday 21 November 2009 20:40

You shouldn't of killed that spider, fear for your life, my friend. fear.

khung835 6

Saturday 21 November 2009 20:44

i saw that once when i was a kid. yeahh like 15 years ago. I used a staff to killed a big spider in my bathroom and thousands of baby spiders crawled out from her stomach. It freaked me out so I wet a cloth with gasoline and burned them all :D

Comments

Imp_hat 1

Wednesday 13 August 2014 2:41

Well, she is in Australia..

Pandaxox 10

Monday 3 November 2014 22:34

Wow. A lot of people here REALLY dislike spiders. In my opinion, spiders are sooo fascinating to watch! Just a few weeks ago while I was watching youtube videos, I turn my head to see a HUGE (for Nova Scotia, anyway) spider and I just calmly picked it up and placed him outside.

BananaSantos 15

Monday 2 February 2015 1:01

I would have ******* died man.

Moonunit226 19

Saturday 14 February 2015 14:08

At least you were in the right place when they scared the shit outta you!

pizzzzza 14

Wednesday 3 June 2015 8:26

I got paranoid after I read this. who's with me?

Jakk100 20

Saturday 18 July 2015 12:58

I'm reading this on the toilet, I'm now afraid to look up...

becca123rto 12

Sunday 17 July 2016 15:16

Oh **** no I would have burned that house down

sjhughes0000 6

Sunday 14 August 2016 4:46

on this episode of hell no....

TheLynx_fml 20

Sunday 18 September 2016 21:44

Only Australia

Boomi 38

Thursday 17 November 2016 23:37

"Today, mommy left me and my hundreds of brothers and sisters in the web so she can go hunting so the flies wouldn't bother the humans. From the next room over, we heard a human freak out and mommy's cries before she was killed. Then the human came into the bathroom and saw us. I'm currently hiding and hoping they won't find me. FML" (Seven years late, but RIP mommy spider)