Freakout!

By beer guy - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff

Today, I got punched in the back by elderly woman because she thought I was mocking the way she walked as I passed her. I was walking funny because I have a brace-boot on my foot due to the fact that it got run over. FML
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skyeyez9 24

I would have acted like I was in terrible pain, fake some tears, called the police for assault and press charges. Teach the old bag to keep her hands to herself. Just because you're old, doesn't give you the right to hit people.

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Doortje 29

Old people suck. Except my grandma & grandpa (a)

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N0tabasicweezy 0

Sometimes i wanna punch the **** out of old people they're so old and bitter...

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

Serves you right for being all uppitty and making fun of a little old lady. I hope she runs over your other foot, you CAD.

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EvilDave 13

OP, that is battery, you should have had her arrested.

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kyrintethron 0

You should've punched her back. (no pun intended)

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nimrod24 0

you should have kicked her in the mouth with the bad foot.

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varkey 7

you should have turned around and punched her in the ******* face. nobody has the right to act like this. I remember there was another FML where the mother of an autistic toddler was offended and told the mother of a teenage girl to tell her daughter to "stop imitating her son..." only to find out that the girl was autistic as well. these kinds of people always assume that they are the only ones with a problem and other people are just mocking or imitating them, and it makes me sick. FYL OP. Also, people saying "stop being a wimp, she was an old lady": shut the **** up. it's the action that was insulting and unacceptable to the OP, even if it didn't physically hurt that much. and what if it did actually hurt? some old ladies can be pretty darn strong.

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Oxalis 0

This. It doesn't matter if it hurt or not, that old douchebag does NOT have the right to touch you. People that feel like they're so special that everyone is out to get them need to be put in line, via a taste of their own medicine. I would've dropped her so fast.

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