Freaky

By death bed - 13/02/2013 17:20 - United States - Schaumburg

Today, I finished my shift at the nursing home. There was too much snow on the roads, so most of us had to stay overnight. Not only did I not get to go home, I also got stuck sleeping in the same bed that a resident had died in the night before. FML
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Squirrel1256 15

Hopefully he didn't die of discomfort, sleep tight OP.

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Stefanie88 24

It doesn't sound like the worst thing in the world, unless you believe in ghosts and all that.

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DanielleinDC 33

Hopefully they changed the sheets. And hopefully there wasn't a tabby cat named Oscar poking around the room. But hey, at least you had a bed to sleep in, OP.

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perdix 29

I hope they moved the body. Did they move the body? Anyone? Does anyone know if they moved the body? I mean, this story is 100x funnier if the OP was sleeping with the corpse.

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hellobobismyname 24

Yes, they'd leave the corpse in the bed and put OP beside it. It's the only thing that makes sense, why even ask?

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EvilUndead 9

For some reason it is very hard for me to imagine any situation in which sleeping with a corpse would be funny, even using black humor standards .

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perdix 29

#44, I'm guessing "Weekend at Bernie's" was not your favorite movie.

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YepThatsMeee 23

Good call perdix! That movie was hilarious!!

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EvilUndead 9

51, try "death becomes her" or "addams family" instead. Death can be funny. However, sleeping with corpse is just too bland to be funny.

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ducki1989 4

so why didn't you sleep on the floor?

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nicrulezdood 5

do you have any idea how nasty the floor in nursing home is? Feces, urine, vomit, and other bodily fluids end up on the floor all the time. Plus I guarantee the sheets where changes, and the hospital beds have a vinyl mattress that is cleaned.

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dashizam 10

As long as it was natural, it shouldn't be a big deal. Of course, if an axe murderer broke in and chopped off each limb one by one, then I'd be worried.

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perdix 29

Yeah, it's kinda creepy if the resident died of natural causes and coincidentally vacated the bed you needed to sleep in. It's a whole 'nother story if you helped him or her off this mortal coil just to have a bed to sleep in -- dunh, dunh, dunh!

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pacmanman 15

I would look for a armchair to sleep in or something... I just couldn't do it!

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