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By lifeonfire12 - 16/04/2012 01:13 - Canada

Today, I was watching a boys volleyball team warming up, and I had my eye on one of them who was quite attractive. He sent the ball a little too far and it hit me in the face. He apologized, and I then for some reason replied with, "It's fine, I like balls in my face." FML

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By hyper12332 - 29/04/2009 14:35 - Australia

Today, I was playing one on one soccer with a girl like. I accidentally kicked the ball right into her face. The ball rolled back towards me and as I was running to see if she was ok, I kicked the ball… right into her face again. FML

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By iharethissomuxh - 11/11/2010 05:30 - Canada

Today, I played a volleyball game at my school. Not only did I miss the winning point, the ball hit my face in the process, which resulted in popping a big fat zit on my nose. FML

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Game, set, and match

By Ouch - 19/07/2015 14:36 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I was at a professional tennis match. The ball was hit extremely hard, resulting in it going into the crowd. And when I say crowd, I mean my face. FML

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By Name - 11/07/2009 04:20 - United States

Today, I was playing tennis with my friend. He hit a ball up high, and I slammed it down, thinking there was no way he would get it. Feeling pretty good about it, I turned around to celebrate. As I turned around, I got smacked in my face. He got it. FML

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By hopeless - 27/06/2011 14:09 - Canada

Today, I was playing tetherball with my younger brother. I get really competitive, so I threw it as hard as I could. It came around and hit me in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2009 17:09 - United States

Today, I was playing ball with my student during recess. My first attempt at throwing the ball hit him in the head. My second attempt hit him in the crotch. FML

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Headshot

By PeterRabit - 25/07/2009 15:11 - Canada

Today, I was walking around in a park when I passed some kids playing soccer. One of them kicked the ball as hard as he could at me. Luckily, I caught the ball, then I drop-kicked it, intending to say, "Go get it." Instead, it bounced off a nearby tree and hit me in the face. FML

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Boing

By lily - 18/08/2019 12:00

Today, I was about to kiss my boyfriend in a courtyard when a soccer ball hit me in the head, hard. My boyfriend remarked that it made a "hollow sound" when it hit me. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2009 18:58 - United States

Today, I had a soccer game. A player from the other team hit me in the face. In the next half, she was the goalie and I was determined to score on her. When I finally got my chance to, everyone cheered, until I kicked the ball into the goal post and it bounced back and hit me in the face. FML

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Smooth

By Anonymous - 20/01/2011 02:58 - United States

Today, I was in the cafeteria at a table near the guy I like. He was playing around with a ball with a couple of his friends. They dropped it, and it rolled over next to my foot. When I bent down to pick it up, I smashed my head against a chair. FML

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turtlemonkey 0

Monday 16 April 2012 8:37

whens our date?;)

hatesfate 6

Monday 16 April 2012 8:42

When they drop...

Comments

iloveursister 4

Monday 16 April 2012 9:07

if hes playing mens volleyball then he likes balls to the face as well

perdix 29

Monday 16 April 2012 9:25

"For some reason?" No, THE reason you said it is because you would like his balls in your face. You'd be happier if you live without all that self-deception.

LMA0 5

Monday 16 April 2012 9:53

Perdix I'm disappointed:( the OP doesnt want balls in her face. :( it was a simple mistake in her speech:(

br0dawg 6

Monday 16 April 2012 10:48

42, you gotta learn about this little thing called humor.

TheDrudgeChild 4

Monday 16 April 2012 12:40

42 - For someone whose username is LMA0, you sure don't let anyone else have a laugh... :/

Pandacupcakelove 26

Monday 16 April 2012 9:25

Ok, i know it's stupid, but us girls... We say stupid things when we like someone... Sometimes we even type them... In the Facebook chat... Oh god, why...

twisted_cherub 14

Monday 16 April 2012 10:20

Everybody does it. Guys, too. The more we want to make a good impression, the worse it usually turns out. Don't worry too much. Anyone who's worth your time will understand and laugh it off.

Pandacupcakelove 26

Monday 16 April 2012 14:52

Thanks :) hope you're right...

aFreedom127 9

Monday 16 April 2012 9:34

Who doesn't?

fuckmebutdontfml 16

Monday 16 April 2012 9:39

well do you? and I don't think he'd mind if you did ;)

greenmen 12

Monday 16 April 2012 9:48

Haha a great FML

TrentF13 12

Monday 16 April 2012 21:53

Your pic looks like my dad...

khaayotic 16

Monday 16 April 2012 9:53

Well, at least now if you guys ever end up dating he knows how to make you happy..

HayleyNicole94 0

Monday 16 April 2012 10:06

I said gentle, not full force smack.... I can only take so much - my dad

Dracoboxer357 35

Monday 16 April 2012 13:50

45- .....Okay, I'm sorry but I've reread your comment about 8 times trying to understand it differently than how it sounds in my mind: Are you quoting your father telling someone to be careful about smacking his balls on their face....? O.o

thats_my_job 11

Monday 16 April 2012 14:43

That's what I read too. She could have meant "my bad" but I don't think that is said anymore.

Angelrose2004 17

Monday 16 April 2012 16:09

I had to thumb this comment up, because it seriously made me laugh. And I only think it's because I don't have the slightest clue of what she's talking about!