What packages? I hope your talking about parcel force packages ;)

Why Viagra? Then she would have to deal with a tiny penis for 4/5 hrs. I think she's been though enough. OMG my iPhone just finish the word Viagra on it's own. I bet some people at the Apple store are getting some free samples!

And after you do all that, I'll test you lol

...and how do you expect her to practice deep throating on a small dick that doesn't even reach the back of her throat?

kcyrusm, I'm thinking that if she opens so wide to fit the rest of his itty-bitty junk and trying to wrap around for the asshole's asshole, she might get a bit of a tickle on her uvula, thus completing the first step of training. (I have no real knowledge about this. I just making it up.)

lol yup i mean she'll never get good at a ******* lol rofl :)

Hey, where are you with that pizza, woman? Did you remember the extra cheese? I've had my assortment of edible lubes and boxes of Kleenex sitting out for days waiting for you!

WTF, that's so weird! You and I both know that you were going to terrorize me in my domicile, making you a domestic terrorist. You made the right call bringing the pizza. It's hard to find a good pizza in Houston, but it probably been more convenient to pick up the other items when you get here. We have better sex shops than pizza parlors :) Of course, the more you invest in our encounter, the greater the disappointment and the harder I'll weep. I think it's that that turns you on;)

I can cook. What skills do you bring to the table? If they are too hot for the Intimacy page, you may want to PM me. You know, to avoid shocking some of the more sensitive readers;)

wait. You can't tea bag and rim job at same time, opposite sides! Unless he's a circus contortionist...