Freedom

By Lovejunkie - 01/03/2010 07:30 - United States

Spicy
Today, after finalizing my divorce, I decided to go out with a guy I had been ogling for months, after much anticipation and a few rounds of drinks at the bar, I was ready to roll. Much to my disappointment, his penis was so small the condom wouldn't stay on. FML
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moonshine_bek 2

I don't care what anyone says, when it comes down to situations like this; size does really matter folks!

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Rosalie_Haostn 0

^awwwww hahaha that's horrible. but a win comment I must say!

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corleon198425 22

ahahhaha SDS sucks for him hahhahahahaahha!!!!!!

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aardvarkish 16

doesn't the dude get a point for personality?

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Jorvik 0

size only matters when you've got a fanny the size of an airplane hanger. :)

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sreczek 0

Today, this fat chick insisted that I take her back to my place. I too was wasted so i said wth. we got back, she stripped down. I was so sick after looking at her naked that I couldn't get hard anymore. Fml

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D_Marquisa1 0

Perdix, always has the smartest ishh to say. but I agree, how would you handle an average sized peeny if the small one you practice on doesn't reach the throat? haha

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jordalinajones 0

ha! my best friend lost her virginity to a guy like that! only she didn't pop either.

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