Freedom

By Lovejunkie - 01/03/2010 07:30 - United States

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Today, after finalizing my divorce, I decided to go out with a guy I had been ogling for months, after much anticipation and a few rounds of drinks at the bar, I was ready to roll. Much to my disappointment, his penis was so small the condom wouldn't stay on. FML
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moonshine_bek 2

I don't care what anyone says, when it comes down to situations like this; size does really matter folks!

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DreamerofWorlds 0

Wow. Just wow. I've been with a couple of men who had small penises, but keeping a condom on was never an issue. FYL

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theobs 1

Wow! Does Indian REALLY mean from India?

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fisheatsbear 6

they could've meant Indians from the Americas

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angeleyez42 0

STFU. "Indians from India" are not small! my bf is perfectly fine! & he's from India!

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4toestatue 7

Is it possible for a penis during erection to be smaller than the diameter of a condom? I think he was just nervous and couldn't get it up.

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simonsaysYDI 8

<.< FHL Did he realize that it was a bad thing? Or was he thinking like "Hell yeah no condom" xD

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frikkinhannah 0

it's not the size that matters, it's how you use it. ;D [That's what people with small penises say] FYL.

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tristan1001 0

you do realize that you just said that, right?

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CallMeHush 0

Her: Just who do you think you're going please with that little thing? Him: Me.

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CallMeHush 0

Oh, but I bet you use that line on YOUR next date.

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hammervice 0

maybe you didn't turn me on try harder yourself then maybe he will get hard for u

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