Fresh and not Fit

By Anonymous - 14/06/2011 01:08 - United States

Today, I ran out of breath while mowing the lawn. I was on a riding lawn mower. FML
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Keffin 0

"gotta work out my muscles with my steering wheel" -pants-

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Zebidee 8

You'll find they're less effort to use if you start the engine first.

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TheMonica 0

That is one of the saddest things I've ever read.

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claireful 4

That's like saying driving your car to McDonalds leaves you out of breath, and let's face it Buddy: everyone knows that's not true.

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magicman1 0

Get a ****** normal one and push it around sounds like you need it .

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Garytt 0

what happens when you walk?

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just_cr1s 4

maybe you should stop smoking. lol jaykay

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Popnsmoke87 0

These guys are jerks. Don't worry OP! Round is a shape!

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XxToriwolfxX 0

Hey, dumbass, round is not a shape. Spheres and circles are, but round is an adjective used to describe the way something is formed, in a way which resembles a sphere.

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ILUVMSC 5

oh my gosh, that's hilarious, ;)

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