Fresh and not Fit

By Anonymous - 14/06/2011 01:08 - United States

Today, I ran out of breath while mowing the lawn. I was on a riding lawn mower. FML
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Keffin 0

"gotta work out my muscles with my steering wheel" -pants-

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kristledaigle 0

that dosent make sense at all how do you run out of breath just sitting there driving a lawn mower It dont matter how fat you are. I think you just wanted to post something on here. if you are going to post fake fmls make sure they make sense so you dont look like a total idiot.

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LetItBe5 7

you know you're an American when... :D

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simonisnotacat 4

get a shake weight. that's a good start.

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MyS3lf 24

Dammit, I am so tired of reading crap like this that makes Americans look bad, and you're in my home state too! I swear, if it isn't a fatty making us look bad, it's some lazy ass, or some under-educated moron who can't spell or point out where Hungary is on a world map. Go out, get a push-mower, and get in shape!

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