Fresh and not Fit

By Anonymous - 14/06/2011 01:08 - United States

Today, I ran out of breath while mowing the lawn. I was on a riding lawn mower. FML
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Keffin 0

"gotta work out my muscles with my steering wheel" -pants-

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no65438 0

maybe you should start to work out a little bit...and get a push mower as a start. :)

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ryno101 3

you need a lifestyle change now...before you kick the bucket fatty

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born_hustla 26

that's some serious shit...

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muchagente 5

that would be the exhaust fumes, i guess. use a gasmask, perhaps?

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ExtraCrispy95 0

if ur that fat go for rides more often, it's obviously a good workout

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CrazyGirl445 4

hey ass wholes saying he's fat. news flash its hot outside. that's so easy to do so get a life.

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MyS3lf 24

Ass wholes? So now we're whole asses? LEARN TO SPELL, for the love of God, it's like being surrounded by 6 year olds.

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ReynshineCutting 10

If it's 90% humidity and 100+ degress outside, it's hard to breathe period. OP might not be fat at all. OP could have grass allergies for all we know. OP could be 115lbs but not fit. There's nothing specifically saying OP's fat. So many insensitive pricks on these fmls.

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MrSexyPants 14

That's exactly what I was thinking!

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marinaim 17

Don't be such douches. There are so many other explanations. Obviously it's more likely he's a fatass, but he could have a) Overactive thyroid or b) anaemia and many other things - I have both and they cause shortness of breath even when you aren't moving at all. But yeah, they're probably just fat, or they wouldn't have posted.

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