Love: Fresh mints

Fresh mints

By Julian - 22/12/2008 07:45 - France

Today, my girlfriend complained that I don't kiss her often enough. The problem is her breath. It's disgusting. I gently answered, "Well, you don't kiss me often either." Now she keeps kissing me. FML

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By TwiceDaily,Kids - 06/04/2012 00:41 - United States

Today, my girlfriend got pissed when I told her she needed to brush her teeth more than once a day. I could smell her breath from across the bed. FML

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By Brittany - 18/06/2012 14:57 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were kissing. Halfway through the kiss, he rubs his tongue along all my teeth and says, "You need to brush your teeth." FML

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By PookaKay02 - 20/09/2011 04:26 - United States

Today, I realize that my boyfriend's breath quite literally smells like a sewer. It wouldn't be so bad, except that he tries to kiss me about every ten minutes, and I have to hold my breath. FML

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By romantic84 - 31/05/2011 04:51 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend told me how she loves when I kiss her out of the blue. I don't have the heart to admit I only do it so I can get some peace and quiet for a few seconds. FML

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By cj123 - 23/12/2011 08:43 - United States

Today, my girlfriend yelled at me for breathing too much. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2010 20:20 - United States

Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML

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By shitfaced - 18/09/2015 17:30 - Netherlands - Sassenheim

Today, I kissed my girlfriend for the first time. She recoiled in horror and asked if someone had taken a shit in my mouth. FML

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Ewwwwwww

By Anonymous - 18/02/2011 07:35 - Canada

Today, instead of pushing me away or simply stopping for a minute, my girlfriend kept kissing me as she was trying to get phlegm out of her throat. The slimy goo ended up in the back of my mouth. I can still taste it. FML

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By scotto - 23/02/2009 01:21 - United States

Today, I kissed my girlfriend and she tasted like a cigarette. I don't smoke. She doesn't smoke. My roommate does. FML

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By Amelia - 23/06/2019 00:16

Today, I’ve discovered that even if he brushes his teeth for 10 minutes straight, flosses, and rinses with mouthwash, my boyfriend’s breath still smells like a cross between sewage and rotting fish. I’m running out of excuses for not kissing him. FML

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heynow09 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 21:12

i think it shows that you really love her that your still with her even though her breath stinks but you should just be honest with her so you can actually enjoy kissing her.

amandaMALICE 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 9:29

hahha. I would want a guy to tell me something like that. I wouldnt care Id be like "oh shit hold on lemme buy some mints"

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lexie17 0

Saturday 20 November 2010 1:29

or while kissing her have tic tacs or spearmint gum in your mouth and nonchalantly and sexily give it to her.

AnnabelleX 4

Sunday 21 November 2010 5:43

My boyfriend tended to not brush his teeth, so I told him that I would enjoy kissing him much more if I liked his breath- he did! Trust me, she wants to be attractive to you, so if you ask nicely, she will be nice back!

debbielushious 6

Thursday 30 June 2011 1:55

I could never even consider the possibility of dating somebody who didn't brush their teeth at least twice a day.

SuperSeriouslyFM 0

Friday 17 December 2010 7:12

Well, YDI because you weren't being honest with her. But kudos for staying with her.

Monkeybutt1 0

Saturday 5 February 2011 3:31

Wow haha you should buy her a toothbrush and some tooth paste. Jk haha

iiNfAMoUs_KiiD 3

Saturday 26 March 2011 7:34

you don't like kissing ? ya know it's healthy to kiss and make out and stuff :p

bettyboy 4

Monday 4 April 2011 21:28

I had that problem once... I just ended up eating an unhealthy amount of gum, and each time I had a piece, I'd offer her one. :P

GidgetBoo 5

Thursday 28 April 2011 18:51

me and my bf tell each other whenever our breath stinks it was me to have the balls to finally say it though but at first I would go in the bathroom and rinse out with mouth wash and tell him he should too so we have an extra fresh kissing experience lol