Embarrassing, Toilet and Public freakouts: **** OFF, thanks

**** OFF, thanks

By please leave... - 13/02/2013 19:33 - United States - Roanoke

Today, I had to use a public bathroom. I have problems going when other people are there, so I waited until everyone left. Two girls noticed I was taking a long time, and started giggling and throwing notes under the door asking if I was alive. This continued for half an hour. FML

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By JillianJuneBug - 17/08/2019 18:00

Today, I had no choice but to use a public bathroom. I have issues going when there are others in the stalls, and apparently another person did as well. We both sat there in silence, waiting stubbornly for the other to give up and leave so we could go. It’s been 20 minutes. FML

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By minnie - 28/08/2009 18:30 - United States

Today, I was feeling sick and I farted really loud in the school's girls bathroom. Some boys overheard from the hall and called everyone over. I came out only to find about 20 guys staring anxiously at the bathroom's door to see who I was. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/05/2009 19:17 - United States

Today, I had some pretty bad stomach pain, so I went to the bathroom. After a few minutes, two girls walked in, taking stalls next to me. That's when my farts began to get very large and explosive. Not only did they break into laughter, they waited for me to come out. FML

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By facepalm - 14/06/2011 08:30 - United States

Today, I really had to go to the bathroom. Due to my fear of public restrooms, I made sure it was clear before I started. I heard someone sigh halfway through. Embarrassed, I waited a full ten minutes before leaving the stall, only to see that it was only the automatic air freshener. FML

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By maniac11 - 11/10/2012 00:58 - United States

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. I really had to use the bathroom, but decided to wait. After about an hour, I went to the restroom. I pissed for so long that when I walked out her family all started clapping. FML

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By Fartagirl - 15/10/2021 05:00

Today, I was using the restroom at school. What I thought was going to be just peeing turned into a humongous fart that echoed in the toilet bowl. Already embarrassed, I opened the door to leave. Two girls, who obviously heard, were giggling and saying, “It’s always the fat bitches.” FML

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Shy pooper

By privatebathroomneeded - 16/12/2014 19:26 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I needed to take a dump at school. As soon as I sat down, somebody else walked in. I'm extremely poop-shy, so I was forced to wait for several minutes while they styled their hair and applied makeup. After they left, I breathed a sigh of relief. Then someone else walked in. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2012 17:12 - United States

Today, I was waiting in line to use the bathroom. I complained to the guy next to me about how long the lady was taking. I kept making jokes about it, but he never seemed to laugh. Finally, the door opened and out came a lady in a wheelchair. The guy next to me was her husband. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, I really had to take a shit. My coworker had gone on lunch break and I was alone in the shop. There were no customers, so to the can I went. Cue a long series of loud wet farts and splashes, followed by the flush. I emerged to see the horrified face of some old lady and her grandson who'd heard everything. FML

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By Wrongtoilet - 12/07/2010 08:28 - Singapore

Today, I was at a new shopping mall. After an hour, I desperately needed to use the bathroom. Spotting one, I ran inside, locked myself in a cubicle and relieved myself. The toilet paper was out so I knocked on the cubicle beside me to ask for some. A lady's voice answered. She needed some too. FML

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kut17 11

Wednesday 13 February 2013 23:47

Should have used the notes to wipe and pass back under the door. No? Too graphic?

Awahso 25

Wednesday 13 February 2013 23:46

You can tell their lives are great when they have that much time to waste doing that...

Comments

Migole 36

Wednesday 13 February 2013 23:52

Why are there so many stories about rude people in public toilets today? I would've told them that I have a shy bladder and they should mind their own ******* business and if they don't leave storm angryly out of the stall and chase them, I bet they wouldn't be up for a fight :P ...And probably leave the toilet and use another/come back later. Or, if you are confident, just let that shit lose. Let them die from the poop smell of doom.

young_weezy_fml 3

Wednesday 13 February 2013 23:59

yeah that doesn't work in pony world

red_headforlife 15

Wednesday 13 February 2013 23:56

If you could really hold it that long, maybe you could find another bathroom? But still... Brats.

billyz77 24

Thursday 14 February 2013 0:21

Aren't the turds supposed to be in the bowl and not outside the stall tossing notes under the door??

luminos_ 9

Thursday 14 February 2013 0:31

I hope you wrote back saying "I don't want any witnesses while I'm disposing of this body,get out"

RedPillSucks 31

Thursday 14 February 2013 1:03

You should have tossed a note back with "no" written on it.

oomph_fml 25

Thursday 14 February 2013 1:07

Some people are so insensitive. I've had people giggling and bang on the door while I've been in a cubicle nervously hoping everyone will just leave. FYL, OP.

GhostChickens 17

Thursday 14 February 2013 1:25

Why would anybody do that? That's just weird. I feel awkward even if I'm just waiting outside the cubicles for a friend or fixing my makeup in the mirror and there's someone in a cubicle. What if you were actually taking a long time due to bowel problems or something? Would they just stand there and listen and pass you notes? It's creepy as **** for them to hang out in the toilets for the sole purpose of annoying someone on the toilet. F their lives for being freaky little weirdos.