Health, Cars, Accident and Painful: ****** around, found out

****** around, found out

By jbthedude - 05/08/2011 09:57 - United Kingdom

Today, I discovered that airbags aren't nearly as comfy as they look. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2015 22:50 - United States

Today, on my way back to work after lunch, my airbags deployed at a stop sign. FML

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You deserved it 1 678

By stupid_airbag - 13/08/2012 08:06 - Australia

Today, the air bag system in my car somehow malfunctioned, and the air bag inflated while I was driving, causing me to lose control and crash into a street light. I ended up with a badly bruised face because the air bag had already deflated by then. FML

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You deserved it 1 766

By Anonymous - 08/03/2011 18:25 - United States

Today, as I couldn't get the airplane seat buckle to buckle, I faced the fact that I've been in denial about how fat I have become. The people in my row faced it too as I began to sob uncontrollably. FML

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You deserved it 36 659

By Anonymous - 07/10/2012 05:03 - Australia - Perth

Today, I was sitting on a rather small, uncomfortable bean bag while my friend was sitting on a nice chair. She asked if I wanted to switch seats, not so I could be more comfortable, but because she thought I was too fat and that I would burst the bean bag. FML

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You deserved it 5 113

Can you cut it out?

By Anonymous - 26/08/2009 04:28 - Canada

Today, on a plane I was showing my brother the life-jackets kept under the seat. After pulling on what I thought was the life-jacket, I then realized that they were kept in the arm rest to my right, and for the last five minutes I had been pulling on the foot of the man who was sitting behind me. FML

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You deserved it 41 203

By Anonymous - 12/09/2012 16:05 - United States - Hacienda Heights

Today, my book bag was so heavy that it set off my car's passenger detection system in the front seat. I had to buckle in my textbooks. FML

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You deserved it 3 828

By thatgirl34 - 09/02/2012 11:29 - Australia

Today, I received my new car-seat covers. I wrote my car off yesterday. FML

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You deserved it 18 699

By E or - 13/07/2010 13:41 - United States

Today, I flew a toy airplane into my face. FML

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You deserved it 40 219

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, I found out that the little bumps on the child seats in the Wal-Mart shopping carts are spaced just enough that they can crack my brand new phone's screen past its screen protector in two places. FML

I agree, your life sucks 306

You deserved it 202

By CarSick - 23/02/2011 03:55 - United States

Today, I threw up in the car. While driving. The good news though, I had a bag to catch it all. Bad news? The bag had a giant hole in the bottom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 382

You deserved it 3 866

Epsilonyx 15

Friday 5 August 2011 18:52

....they don't look that comfortable, though....

jayalexander 7

Friday 5 August 2011 18:56

better than hitting the steering wheel with your head...

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tookietookie123 5

Saturday 6 August 2011 4:26

Can you say that louder i don't think my broken nose heard that!

aldinaaa 0

Saturday 6 August 2011 4:31

ouch:( well its better than smashing your head on the windshield.

George1200000 0

Saturday 6 August 2011 5:18

Lol

XoMxcted 0

Saturday 6 August 2011 5:23

Suck it up, you sound like a woman

eat_iit_fml 4

Saturday 6 August 2011 6:07

I agree, when I had my car accident the airbags burns all my face. I was so pretty (sarcarms).

scottyrocks123 21

Saturday 6 August 2011 6:58

And what you thought that re steering wheel was better But they still Hurt like a bitch

mazora 0

Saturday 6 August 2011 7:45

Well they dont exactly tickle

phiyama 0

Saturday 6 August 2011 17:00

I know what a steering wheel feels like. I wish I had an airbag that time.

picklemonger 13

Saturday 6 August 2011 19:49

I got friction burns on my hands from my airbag. :(

CiCi1986 0

Saturday 6 August 2011 23:08

On my car the plastic piece was still attached at the top. It just flew up towards the dash.

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Today, I was on the webcam with my boyfriend. I could see that he was on the couch, and alone, so I took off my shirt and smiled, waiting to see his reaction. He smiled at me but then kept looking in another direction. I playfully asked "What's so distracting?" His answer: "History Channel". FML

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Today, I had to endure an awful taxi ride. He got me to my destination perfectly and on time, but spewed a racist rant about how, "all Indians are scammers" and how, "the Chinese should get out" the entire time. Then the taxi app had the audacity to ask for a rating. 5 stars? I don't think so. FML

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Today, I’m pregnant and have been experiencing the most severe depression of all my life. My long-time therapist asked me to think about whether “this is the right time for me to be in therapy,” then dropped me as a client. FML

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Today, my spoiled step-daughter had extra chores to do for breaking the rules. She called my wife at work, complained about the chores, then my wife called me and said that she didn't want to deal with the drama. It ended with, "Make her do something else!" WTF! She chooses her own punishment! I hate this kid, seriously. FML

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Today, I found out that my daughter uses visits to my house as punishment for her kids. “Do as you’re told or we’re going to grandma's house where you’ll be bored for hours.” FML

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Today, I got into a accident at the dunes, rolling a Razor buggy. Last weekend, I sleepwalked and microwaved my phone. Last month, I gave myself third degree burns while curling my hair. I need to live in a bubble. FML

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Today, the mother of one of my students bitched me out about her son's poor grades. He lazes around all day, paying no attention and being a constant nuisance. But, she says it's not his fault, and demands that I give him better grades so he won't get "self-esteem" issues. FML

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