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****** around, found out

By jbthedude - 05/08/2011 09:57 - United Kingdom

Today, I discovered that airbags aren't nearly as comfy as they look. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2015 22:50 - United States

Today, on my way back to work after lunch, my airbags deployed at a stop sign. FML

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By stupid_airbag - 13/08/2012 08:06 - Australia

Today, the air bag system in my car somehow malfunctioned, and the air bag inflated while I was driving, causing me to lose control and crash into a street light. I ended up with a badly bruised face because the air bag had already deflated by then. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/03/2011 18:25 - United States

Today, as I couldn't get the airplane seat buckle to buckle, I faced the fact that I've been in denial about how fat I have become. The people in my row faced it too as I began to sob uncontrollably. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/10/2012 05:03 - Australia - Perth

Today, I was sitting on a rather small, uncomfortable bean bag while my friend was sitting on a nice chair. She asked if I wanted to switch seats, not so I could be more comfortable, but because she thought I was too fat and that I would burst the bean bag. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2009 04:28 - Canada

Today, on a plane I was showing my brother the life-jackets kept under the seat. After pulling on what I thought was the life-jacket, I then realized that they were kept in the arm rest to my right, and for the last five minutes I had been pulling on the foot of the man who was sitting behind me. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2012 16:05 - United States - Hacienda Heights

Today, my book bag was so heavy that it set off my car's passenger detection system in the front seat. I had to buckle in my textbooks. FML

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By thatgirl34 - 09/02/2012 11:29 - Australia

Today, I received my new car-seat covers. I wrote my car off yesterday. FML

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By E or - 13/07/2010 13:41 - United States

Today, I flew a toy airplane into my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, I found out that the little bumps on the child seats in the Wal-Mart shopping carts are spaced just enough that they can crack my brand new phone's screen past its screen protector in two places. FML

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By CarSick - 23/02/2011 03:55 - United States

Today, I threw up in the car. While driving. The good news though, I had a bag to catch it all. Bad news? The bag had a giant hole in the bottom. FML

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Epsilonyx 15

Friday 5 August 2011 18:52

....they don't look that comfortable, though....

jayalexander 7

Friday 5 August 2011 18:56

better than hitting the steering wheel with your head...

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gymnstemily92 0

Friday 5 August 2011 19:31

Omg! R u okay? PS Tht really sukks

LordGoober 13

Friday 5 August 2011 19:35

Anything inflating at what, 200 mph? Should hurt.

VeroAnne 11

Friday 5 August 2011 19:36

I'm pretty sure if it wasn't for that airbag, you would have hit your head on the dashboard or steering wheel and not have been able to post this FML right now :/ .

Amrel 10

Friday 5 August 2011 19:38

Ladies and gentlemen we have ourselves a rocket scientist

missyj0 12

Friday 5 August 2011 21:09

A rocket surgeon.

zaveeshaveesh3 7

Friday 5 August 2011 23:56

Amrel you are a terrible rapper

zaveeshaveesh3 7

Friday 5 August 2011 23:58

But your comment was funny:)

Amrel 10

Saturday 6 August 2011 2:46

Its just a joke:)

whatever222 3

Friday 5 August 2011 19:48

unfortunately I know exactly what you mean

ashtree 12

Friday 5 August 2011 20:33

I wish they were though. They look so billowy and squishy, like a magical dream pillow from the stars.

Miss_Blaine 18

Friday 5 August 2011 20:41

I know :( sorry OP!

maddie2015 0

Friday 5 August 2011 21:12

That sucks.

jordanbrace 2

Friday 5 August 2011 21:13

why'd you crash

disney_blonde 16

Friday 5 August 2011 21:45

They're supposed to save your life and you're concerned with comfort?

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Today, I came home from the minimum-wage job I suffer through to support my now ex-boyfriend's ailing music career. It seems his time management skills suck almost as badly as his music, because I found him in my bedroom, licking whipped cream off my step-sister. FML

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Today, I got into an argument with my boyfriend, who recently had to move away, about not calling me enough. Apparently his moving had meant that we were now taking a break, he just forgot to talk it over with me. He still wants to visit, and keep the relationship in bed alive though. FML

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Today, Walmart was out of quart milk jugs except for one. When I went to grab it, I had to practically climb into the fridge. My boobs got stuck on the shelf on the way out, and it took a solid two minutes to wiggle my way free. I had an audience. FML

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Today, while at church, I received a text from my girlfriend, saying, "It's not working. We're over." Not only was my phone not on silent mode, I was sitting directly beside my now ex-girlfriend. FML

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Today, I took my first day off in 3 weeks just so I can sleep in. The office secretary woke me up at 7.12 am with a page wishing me a nice day off. FML

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Today, my sister teased me about being a mistake baby. When I told my mom what my sister said, her response was "I still love you anyway". FML

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Today, I turned 39 and I finally had my very first surprise birthday party. It was held by a group of video game animals in Animal Crossing instead of by real people, because I'm not important enough to them to remember my birthday without Facebook's intervention. FML

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Today, I celebrated my birthday with my family. While they were singing Happy Birthday to me, my mother called me by my brother's name. When I blew out the candles a moment later, I joked, "I wish my mother could remember which son I am." Before we had even started eating the cake, she called me by my father's name. FML

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