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****** around, found out

By jbthedude - 05/08/2011 09:57 - United Kingdom

Today, I discovered that airbags aren't nearly as comfy as they look. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2015 22:50 - United States

Today, on my way back to work after lunch, my airbags deployed at a stop sign. FML

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By stupid_airbag - 13/08/2012 08:06 - Australia

Today, the air bag system in my car somehow malfunctioned, and the air bag inflated while I was driving, causing me to lose control and crash into a street light. I ended up with a badly bruised face because the air bag had already deflated by then. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/03/2011 18:25 - United States

Today, as I couldn't get the airplane seat buckle to buckle, I faced the fact that I've been in denial about how fat I have become. The people in my row faced it too as I began to sob uncontrollably. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/10/2012 05:03 - Australia - Perth

Today, I was sitting on a rather small, uncomfortable bean bag while my friend was sitting on a nice chair. She asked if I wanted to switch seats, not so I could be more comfortable, but because she thought I was too fat and that I would burst the bean bag. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2009 04:28 - Canada

Today, on a plane I was showing my brother the life-jackets kept under the seat. After pulling on what I thought was the life-jacket, I then realized that they were kept in the arm rest to my right, and for the last five minutes I had been pulling on the foot of the man who was sitting behind me. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2012 16:05 - United States - Hacienda Heights

Today, my book bag was so heavy that it set off my car's passenger detection system in the front seat. I had to buckle in my textbooks. FML

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By thatgirl34 - 09/02/2012 11:29 - Australia

Today, I received my new car-seat covers. I wrote my car off yesterday. FML

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By E or - 13/07/2010 13:41 - United States

Today, I flew a toy airplane into my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, I found out that the little bumps on the child seats in the Wal-Mart shopping carts are spaced just enough that they can crack my brand new phone's screen past its screen protector in two places. FML

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By CarSick - 23/02/2011 03:55 - United States

Today, I threw up in the car. While driving. The good news though, I had a bag to catch it all. Bad news? The bag had a giant hole in the bottom. FML

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Epsilonyx 15

Friday 5 August 2011 18:52

....they don't look that comfortable, though....

jayalexander 7

Friday 5 August 2011 18:56

better than hitting the steering wheel with your head...

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gigi03 5

Saturday 6 August 2011 1:16

Yes they do depending on were they hit you they can do major damage

ZackKunzler 1

Saturday 6 August 2011 1:38

Well if you think airbags arent comfy then try the steering wheel

JERZFINEST 2

Saturday 6 August 2011 2:11

True fact

FridayPasta 0

Saturday 6 August 2011 2:37

I know right

FFPianoDude 2

Saturday 6 August 2011 2:53

Today, I didn't die. FML.

TheRealHouse 7

Saturday 6 August 2011 3:07

They are not meant for napping.. you still gotta drive duh

ih82bl8 2

Saturday 6 August 2011 3:33

I never thought they looked comfy

huntingchick83 1

Saturday 6 August 2011 4:05

Well Duh..... if they were it wouldn't say WARNING: AIRBAGS

ryankon518 3

Saturday 6 August 2011 4:13

Not when they fly out at about 100 mph...

zyxwvt 1

Saturday 6 August 2011 4:19

what made you think something moving at 200 miles a second was comfy?

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