Embarrassing and Love: Full blast

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By DyingOfShame - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I got a text from my boyfriend whilst on the train home from spending the weekend with him at his grandparents' house. It said, "Gran says to tell you that the bin beside the toilet is actually for storing spare shampoos and toothbrushes, so could you not put your tampons in it next time?" FML

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By Jessie - 25/11/2011 06:13 - United States

Today, during my boyfriend's family reunion, I started my period but didn't have any tampons. I asked my boyfriend to ask his mom if she had any. I sat on the toilet waiting, then heard him loudly ask his whole family "Does anybody have a tampon my girlfriend can have?" FML

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By cleangirl - 14/03/2011 23:45 - United Kingdom

Today, my new boyfriend was at my flat for the first time. He picked up something in the bathroom and said 'What the hell's this?'. I told him what it was for, and he said 'You girls and your weird female products. Who needs all this stuff?'. It wasn't a female thing. It was shampoo. FML

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By woah - 04/05/2011 11:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML

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By Noname - 17/01/2009 13:31 - United States

Today, my boyfriend texted me, asking if I had left my underwear over at his place. No, no I didn't. They weren't mine. Awesome. FML

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By Embarassed Girl - 14/07/2022 02:00

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, hanging out with him and his mom. I had to do a number two. A while later, we hear his mom in the washroom. She had turned on the bathtub and was flushing the toilet. A lot. Later on, my boyfriend leaves the room and she says, “Did you make that mess in the toilet?” FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2011 03:00 - United States

Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML

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By Lilie - 17/12/2008 10:25 - France

Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML

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By tmrwsmggls - 16/11/2020 14:01 - United States

Today, I went to the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. Right as I sat down and started taking a dump, I looked over at the empty toilet paper roll and remembered his roommate had told us the night before that they were out of toilet paper. FML

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By HK - 16/05/2012 22:38 - United Kingdom - Haywards Heath

Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML

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You deserved it 3 824

By thanksmom - 09/01/2013 19:57 - United States - Tucson

Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my parents. As he was loading his truck, I went inside to take a surreptitious shit. I ended up clogging the toilet, and so the first thing my mom said to my boyfriend was, "You'll have to find another bathroom; she just clogged it all up." FML

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xFalzz 0

Wednesday 25 August 2010 9:39

Why would anyone put toothbrushes next to their toilet? Next to or under the sink is ideal.

princess_88 0

Wednesday 25 August 2010 9:27

Oh how embarrassing!! FYL.

Comments

MarieXD 0

Wednesday 25 August 2010 10:15

Who says 'whilst' anymore? seriously,

Timmo_fml 2

Wednesday 25 August 2010 10:26

People who are trying to write a sentence that makes sense? Dick.

UsernameHere015 0

Thursday 26 August 2010 4:40

wat the **** is wrong with just 'while' like really. wtf is 'whilst'. is tht even a word?

FarSide 22

Thursday 26 August 2010 6:34

It is a word, widely use in the United Kingdom... although I am sure you flunked geography and did not that such a Country existed.

UsernameHere015 0

Thursday 26 August 2010 9:57

srry we dont learn about the uk language in the us.

Chocolate_Chunk 2

Tuesday 28 September 2010 14:30

that language's called "english"

grace31297 14

Thursday 27 December 2012 22:18

98- lol, you're a moron! The UK language, is English. People like you are the reason that America gets a bad name. I suppose you think that the language you speak is American? And WHILST I understand that some people are just uneducated *****, who never how to be literate, thinking that America and England spoke different languages is just beyond me, get yourself a tutor, or get yourself off this website. You're not wanted!

ShorTiE4LyFe 0

Wednesday 25 August 2010 10:19

24- lmao That's y I buy flushable. xD

TashaLenaKitty 0

Wednesday 25 August 2010 10:35

Jesus,that's REALLY embarrassing .

Ludii_fml 0

Wednesday 25 August 2010 10:41

Hey granny! Next time I'll put'em up your vag, for old time's sake!

coolsteve 0

Wednesday 25 August 2010 11:18

yuck, nobody wants a fishy smelling bathroom

Suzi_d16 27

Sunday 9 July 2017 13:13

FYI, it doesn't smell like fish...

AltarEgo 0

Wednesday 25 August 2010 11:19

next time give it to granny's cat. it will drag it around the house a little but granny will just think it is a mouse and throw it away.

LilaBear 1

Wednesday 25 August 2010 11:53

Ew. Why would you put tampons in it anyway if it didn't have a bin liner/plastic bag? (Which I'm guessing it wouldn't if it's for storing shampoos and toothbrushes).