Funny guy

By kinkyapparently - 22/10/2015 14:47 - United States - San Juan Capistrano

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Today, my husband broke his toe after tripping over one of our dog's toys. Instead of telling the doctors what actually happened, he said it was "sex related". I had to sit there, beet red with embarrassment, getting weird looks while he giggled to himself. FML
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MrSassypants 33

You should've said. "Yeah, and if you think the toe is bad, you should see his penis." The quickest way to hurt a man is to hurt his penis, figuratively or literally.

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

I probably would've just said, "If it was sex related, you weren't with me. I did see you trip over the dog toy, however." It's funny what people say in weird situations. Maybe he was just nervous or felt stupid for tripping over a dog toy?

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tomvertigo 17

Should have played alonf! Embrace those kinds of moments!

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aspecialspecial 21

Lol, that Is nothing but pure evil and genius on his part.

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italyball 12

Should have said "you wish!" To that.

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arp2169 8

You should have, at least, been aware he was an idiot before you married him, so your fault for being stupid.

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madebread 2

You should have said " why were you having sex with the dog?"

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Nazstyle 7

I broke my foot just recently when I put it in a pot hole when I was taking the garbage out.. My gf didn't think it was cool enough so she said to tell people it was sex related xD

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zykrithium 22

Or you could've just said "No dumbass. Your dumbass doesn't know how to walk and tripped over a rubber dog toy. Dumbass."

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randomblahh 10

you could have laughed it off and then said it was from a dog toy

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