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By kinkyapparently - 22/10/2015 14:47 - United States - San Juan Capistrano

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Today, my husband broke his toe after tripping over one of our dog's toys. Instead of telling the doctors what actually happened, he said it was "sex related". I had to sit there, beet red with embarrassment, getting weird looks while he giggled to himself. FML
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MrSassypants 33

You should've said. "Yeah, and if you think the toe is bad, you should see his penis." The quickest way to hurt a man is to hurt his penis, figuratively or literally.

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

I probably would've just said, "If it was sex related, you weren't with me. I did see you trip over the dog toy, however." It's funny what people say in weird situations. Maybe he was just nervous or felt stupid for tripping over a dog toy?

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tabbycat2007 22

Ease up there, fun hater. It was just a harmless joke.

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townailz 16

Whatever makes his toe feel better right?

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BiGTiMeNeRD 29

The doctor can only assume that he broke his toe up her ass because only the sphincter is that strong.

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shinikageWolf 15

"If he broke it during sex you may want to make sure his anus is alright too."

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wordygirl 11

I would have not been able to keep my mouth shut on that one. I would have said, "Oh really now, seriously? You just wait till we get home." My husband embarrasses me alot don't get me wrong, but that right there is a humdinger.

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bandaidstations 28

I would never tell my husband "just wait till we get home" because he is a grown man and not a child to threaten with punishment. But I downvoted you for using humdinger seriously.

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chosha_fml 26

OR you could have just rolled your eyes and said he tripped. YDI for sitting there silent like it was true.

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beeferjay 34

60 percent of the time, it works... everytime

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False_Stupidity 41

And nine out of ten random people that have never heard of the internet say that 98.76% of statistics found on the internet are made up.

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itwasntme14 19

@18 you've never watched Anchorman have you?

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oceaneyes213 21

I probably would have been giggling along with him.

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trevorsw1987 10

at least he didn't break his dick or things might have been really awkward

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rvontr88 21

Dammit that's what I was going to say!!

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worldclassrager 39

That has to be one strange position to get that to happen

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